Saturday, August 14, 2010

Ghastly Monster and Blond Giants #62
Jim Hoft and Bill Hennessy
Not all 'Anchor Babies' are brown.
"Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown"
Rude Rhymes #20

Golem from Yurg

Beware of Dog
Two-Minute Haters #11
Jennifer Rubin

Friday, August 13, 2010

"Were you as gay when you were
Reginald Kenneth Dwight?"
Despite the legalization of same-sex marriage,
Steve Slater was always left standing at the altar.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #35
Invasion of the Terror Tots
Oxymorons for Our Time #54
Spirited Debate
World's Worst Yoobs #78
Wendy Murphy
At 10:43 a.m., Thursday, August 12, 2010, he started to
make a list of things no one had ever said before. A day
later, he was still working on it.





Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #199
Marg Baker
Racism Is Bad for Your Complexion!
Dr. Laura Before Her N-Word Tirade

"Is it true, Congressman Gohmert, that your
mother always referred to you as her 'Error
If you're headed out for another round of
Tea Parties, why not dress with style?
"I'm an Aggie from Tyler, Texas.
It's somewhere over yonder."

Thursday, August 12, 2010

 Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #198
Chris Smith
Phyllis Schlafly's Son Successfully Reduces
Vast Liberal Conspiracy to Simple Formula
Gates Outlines Spending Cuts Which Will Reduce
Pentagon to Square
Bryan Fischer: the Atheists' Strongest Argument
Against the Existence of Christianity
"I understand that if you blow, it's a musical instrument,
but if you suck, it's a hydration pack."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #197
Robert Knight
Arizona Congressional Candidate Falls
into Wormhole, Meets Brock Landers
Misspelling 'Potato' in Boogie Nights

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Karen Handel, Another Victim of
Sarah Palin's Kiss of Death
John Hagee, the Spit Valve on God's Trombone
Local Man Says His 30-Year Life of
Crime Isn't Working Out for Him
Would someone please explain the linkage between
Newt Gingrich's tiny tongue and his proclivity for
oral sex?

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

"Whatcha gonna do with that gun, Yosemite Sam?"
"I'm gonna overthrow me some tyrannical rabbits,
that's what I'm gonna do!"
The only thing more popular than Kafir shooting
in South Africa these days is Kafka shooting.
"Dear God, I hope the world never finds out how
much I hate Latin!"
Sarko the Giant Puts on a Happy Face, France
Goes Into Mourning
"Haven't you heard? In my universe,
hypocrisy is not a vice, it's a virtue!"
"Do you have any idea what Newt meant when he said,
'I can't handle a Jaguar right now. All I want is a
"It doesn't matter what I do," said the Newt.
"People need to hear what I have to say. There's
no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn't
matter what I live." And then the Newt squeezed
back under his favorite rock.
Pantomime Governor Paterson Makes Generous Offer
to Help Relocate 'Ground Zero Mosque' to the Dark
Side of the Moon
Thrilla in Manila

Gomer in Homer
"You either pee in the cup, or you don't
get called on. It's that simple."
Have you heard 'Aqua Buddha Rulez!' by
Rand Paul and the Baylor Bong Bangers?
Warm Scuzzies #97
Bogen Communications
James Inhofe Named 'Founding Father'
of Petermann Island, a New Country
Four Times the Size of Manhattan,
Inhabited Only by Global Warming
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #196
Alveda King
Sarah Palin: Is She a Fool's Golddigger?
Or a Fools' Gold Digger?
"Pardon me, Scarecrow, but are you a
member of what Robert Gibbs calls the
'Professional Left'?"
"My bong was five feet tall and had vent holes that
caused the smoke to be cooled by vortex action.
Paid $700 for that sucker and worth every penny!"

Monday, August 09, 2010

Men, forget all those bogus 'Penis Enlargement'
scams! Here's a Second Amendment remedy
that really works! And, as an added bonus,
the Supreme Court has ruled that it's
completely Constitutional!"
"Good-bye, smoggy world!"