Trump Escalating Arms Race

Trump Takes Decisive Action Vis′-à-Vis′ 

Attempted Coup in Turkey

"Quite honestly, I didn't think 'Hong Kong Phooey' was

all that funny."

"Mike Pence's speech was a barn-burner and power-

packed, just like me!"

Not Any More

New Logo for Trump/Pence Campaign

The only difference between Pence and

 Penance is an indefinite article.

Donald Trump Sez: "Mike Pence is a solid, solid person."

He's that, all right.

Never get this close to Dan Patrick.  His cooties pole-vault.

Dan Patrick, Suicide Photobomber

"Awk!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #140

American Rifle: The Most Lethal Firearm in U.S. History

"Never forget, sister: in this country, no one's head shall

be higher than the Queen's."

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going

to be a bumpy campaign.

[Is this what's called the 'convention

bounce'?]

Steve King with His Free-Range One-L

Mike Pence says he is  'very excited' to be Trump's No. 2 

on the GOP ticket. It's written all over his face.

"Should we smoke, roast, or deep-fry Turkey?"

Please Don't Squeeze the TP!

Flag Desecration #93

War Is the Health of the State

"Can you believe Gingrich said he and Trump would be

two pirates on the ticket?"

Base Metals

"Hey, Leroy, do you know Jennifer Rubin called you 

a 'tubby, old white guy'?"

"Woke up, fell out of bed

Dragged a comb across my head."

Historians Called It the 'Post-Truth Era'

"If you keep your fingers rolled into a fist, Donald, people

 won't notice how short they are."

United States Declares War on the Effects

of Global Warming

With the appointment of Boris Johnson as 

Foreign Secretary, England has now entered 

the Walrustitty Era.

Donald Trump Threatens to Crush Sam Nunberg Like

 an Eggshell

Sean Hannity Designated Driver for

Newt Gingrich's Indiana Meeting with 

Donald Trump

People were so preoccupied with Pokémon GO that they

hardly noticed when Zippy the Pinhead passed by

in a 1958 Nash Metropolitan.

Trump Still Undecided Which Attack Dog He Will

Pick as His Vice President

Hidden Symbolism of the Dollar

What Happened When Trump's Inner Child Got

His Hands on the Moronic Codes

"I see the bulls.  Where's the Schlitz Malt Liquor?"

Schnauzer Mocked for Surfing on Hello Kitty Bellyboard

"I haven't told my friends yet, but I'm

thinking about voting for Donald Trump."

Warm Scuzzies #595

Seattle Police Officers' Guild

Donald Trump Declares "I Am the Lawn Order Candidate"

World's Worst Yobs #361

Harry Houck

Think twice before challenging Danny Trejo 

to a knife fight.

Trump Wants Ginsburg Off the Court for Claiming Her

Fingers Are Longer Than His

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #83

Tomi Lahren

Groceries and More

Dissatisfied with the answers provided by Comey and Lynch, 

GOP lawmakers decided to call Shemp Howard to testify 

about Hillary Clinton's emails.

Scott Adams: What a Dilbert!

Mark Gordon, the Quintessential Angry While Male

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #139

NRA: the Next Generation

Times were tough for Rod Dreher down in 

West Feliciana Parish.

One reason Donald Trump may not choose Chris Christie

 as his running mate is that Christie's shadow animal skills 

are pretty limited.