Saturday, July 16, 2016

Trump Escalating Arms Race
Trump Takes Decisive Action Vis′-à-Vis′ 
Attempted Coup in Turkey
"Quite honestly, I didn't think 'Hong Kong Phooey' was
all that funny."
"Mike Pence's speech was a barn-burner and power-
packed, just like me!"
Not Any More
New Logo for Trump/Pence Campaign
The only difference between Pence and
 Penance is an indefinite article.
Donald Trump Sez: "Mike Pence is a solid, solid person."
He's that, all right.
Never get this close to Dan Patrick.  His cooties pole-vault.
Dan Patrick, Suicide Photobomber
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #140
American Rifle: The Most Lethal Firearm in U.S. History
"Never forget, sister: in this country, no one's head shall
be higher than the Queen's."
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going
to be a bumpy campaign.
[Is this what's called the 'convention
Steve King with His Free-Range One-L
Mike Pence says he is  'very excited' to be Trump's No. 2 
on the GOP ticket. It's written all over his face.

Friday, July 15, 2016

"Should we smoke, roast, or deep-fry Turkey?"
Please Don't Squeeze the TP!
Flag Desecration #93
War Is the Health of the State

Thursday, July 14, 2016

"Can you believe Gingrich said he and Trump would be
two pirates on the ticket?"
Base Metals
"Hey, Leroy, do you know Jennifer Rubin called you 
a 'tubby, old white guy'?"
"Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head."
Historians Called It the 'Post-Truth Era'
"If you keep your fingers rolled into a fist, Donald, people
 won't notice how short they are."
United States Declares War on the Effects
of Global Warming
With the appointment of Boris Johnson as 
Foreign Secretary, England has now entered 
the Walrustitty Era.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Donald Trump Threatens to Crush Sam Nunberg Like
 an Eggshell
Sean Hannity Designated Driver for
Newt Gingrich's Indiana Meeting with 
Donald Trump
People were so preoccupied with Pokémon GO that they
hardly noticed when Zippy the Pinhead passed by
in a 1958 Nash Metropolitan.
Trump Still Undecided Which Attack Dog He Will
Pick as His Vice President
Hidden Symbolism of the Dollar
What Happened When Trump's Inner Child Got
His Hands on the Moronic Codes
"I see the bulls.  Where's the Schlitz Malt Liquor?"
Schnauzer Mocked for Surfing on Hello Kitty Bellyboard
"I haven't told my friends yet, but I'm
thinking about voting for Donald Trump."
Warm Scuzzies #595
Seattle Police Officers' Guild

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Donald Trump Declares "I Am the Lawn Order Candidate"
World's Worst Yobs #361
Harry Houck
Think twice before challenging Danny Trejo 
to a knife fight.
Trump Wants Ginsburg Off the Court for Claiming Her
Fingers Are Longer Than His
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #83
Tomi Lahren
Groceries and More
Dissatisfied with the answers provided by Comey and Lynch, 
GOP lawmakers decided to call Shemp Howard to testify 
about Hillary Clinton's emails.
Scott Adams: What a Dilbert!
Mark Gordon, the Quintessential Angry While Male
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #139
NRA: the Next Generation
Times were tough for Rod Dreher down in 
West Feliciana Parish.
One reason Donald Trump may not choose Chris Christie
 as his running mate is that Christie's shadow animal skills 
are pretty limited.