Will the opioid epidemic hurt 

those in chronic pain?

It's just an urban legend that Elon Musk

invented the Self-Dressing Hot Dog.

Zina Bash Flashes the Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter

at Kavanaugh Hearing

Snot a Problem?

This looks like a job for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III!

But it's 100% Nike-free!

Ted Cruz Sez: “The whole state of Texas could

 flip blue, like that.  Take my suit, for instance.”

Trump Identifies 'Enomynous' as Author of 

New York Times Op-Ed

Fear and Loathing in Billings, Montana

Warm Scuzzies #827

College of the Ozarks

Attention All MAGA Hat Owners!

De-Loused in the Vomitorium

Trumpnik Mantra

Kavanaugh Konfidential

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean White House 

officials aren't out to get you.

In Case You've Been Wondering Why Trumpniks

Are Burning Their Ford F-150s

Kim Jong-un's Military Parade Features New Arsenal of 

'Big Hard-On' ICBMs

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #745

Gina Loudon

Is it only a coincidence that Trump was born the same 

year the UFO crashed near Roswell?

"What is hip?

Tell me, tell me if you think you know."

Revealed: The Clown Behind the Lens

Commander Bonespur Decries Anonymous Times Op-Ed 

as 'Gutless'

Trump Blames Sessions for Charges Against 'Very 

Popular Republican Congressman' Duncan Hunter

Dog Saves Nike from Burning

Does it take 43 muscles or 62 muscles to frown?  

Ask Elon Musk. He knows everything.

Entire United States Now Suffering from

Mercury Poisoning

If you don't mind, don't call Ivanka Trump a 'fucking

staffer', as Steve Bannon has.  Instead, call her the

'First Daughter', as she herself has.

Can you tell the difference between

Michael McGregor, the White Supremacist,

and Scott Greer, the Daily Caller editor?

Adventures in Aestheticism #90

Baron Vladimir Trumpsky Sez:  "He who controls Crazytown, 

controls the Universe."

Ajitated Pai

The announcement that Jon Kyl has been chosen to

serve in place of John McCain in the U. S. Senate

was #Not Intended To Be a Factual Statement.

Brett Kavanaugh Snubs Father of Victim of Parkland,

Florida High School Shooting

Adventures in Aestheticism #89

John Dowd Sez:  "I told you Trump was an idiot. 

I told you he was a goddamn dumbbell. What are

 we dealing with this idiot for?”

Snake in the Grassley

Trump Watches Nike's Kaepernick Ad,

Head Explodes

"What's up with this guy?"

"He's a Trumpnik who forgot to take off

 his Nikes before he set them on fire."

Spending Plenty Money on Cruz Like Putting Lipstick

 on Pig

Trump Has Damascus Road Conversion Experience, 

Turns into Billy James Hargis

Priebus's Last Laugh

Trump Answers Cruz's Call to Campaign for Him

in Texas Against Beto

Classic Beauregard Bop Bag for 

Age 3 and Up

Hello, All You Happy People

Following Paul Manafort's daughter's example, the Trump

 brothers, Donald Jr. and Eric, have decided to change their

 names to Hank and Dean Venture.

Gurbaksh Chahal, the Indian Brad Pitt, Draws Go to

Jail Card, Does Not Pass Go, Does Not Collect $200

Adventures in Aestheticism #88

Jeffrey Toobin Sez:  "Trump is said to have raged, 

‘Where’s my Roy Cohn?’ In Rudy Giuliani, 

the President has found him.”

"Love Vaunteth Not Itself, Is Not Puffed Up"

Leonardo da Panda