Contrary to his claim, nobody at G20 wanted to hear

Trump rant about John Podesta and the DNC server.

"At long last, Princess Ivanka was allowed to sit at the big 

kids table at G20. And she lived happily ever after."

"Sure, Dinsdale split Vince's nostrils open, sawed his leg off, 

and nailed his head to the floor. But as Putin and Trump say, 

it's time to move forward."

Is Putin a more powerful alpha male than Trump?

Art of the Deal

Trump cheats and tweets. Call him Cheatah the Tweetah.

If Trump had only used Ultabrite. It gets you noticed!

"Landing Governor Christie was more challenging than

 when I noodled a 70-pound catfish on Hillbilly Handfishin'."

Mike Pence Petting a Kiwi

Life Imitates Art

"I'm not a true Modo. I'm just a Quasimodo."

"See, I told you it's not afraid of me."

"I'm so honored to be with you, Vladimir.  Thank you so much 

for keeping Crooked Hillary out of the White House."

The Trump-as-Indiana-Jones Parody Alex Jones Doesn't

Want You to See

Birds of a Feather

Governor LePage's Viscous Secretions

Now Available in Handy Grip Spreader

Bottle

If she wants to enter Paul Ryan's House of Representatives, 

Melania Trump won't be allowed to wear sleeveless attire,

like this dress.

World's Worst Yobs #386

Michael B. Dougherty

Sexual Predators Я Us

Trump Deploys Air Handshake in Poland

Intelligence officials say Trump prefers his briefings

 to be in tweet-length sentences with killer graphics.

World's Worst Yobs #385

Robert Verbruggen

For some reason, Ichthyana Jones never really caught on.

Before he jumped, the boy hadn't reckoned on 

pterodactyls.

Jesus Losing His Patience, Threatens to Return Earlier 

Than Planned

Clay Higgins Blasted for Doing His Tony Soprano

Impression While Walking Around Inside an 

Auschwitz Gas Chamber

Will the U.S. declare war on North Korea for keeping 

Ambassador Haley in meetings on Independence Day?

Trump and the Fashionistas, 

New Popular Music Sensations

When GigaTrumpnik Jacob Wohl grows up, he wants

to be Martin Shkreli.

Two Land Sharks Spotted Sunning 

on New Jersey Beach

One of Junior's Many Big Game Trophies

"Be honest: under all that makeup, you're really 

Kris Kobach, aren't you?"

Rude Rhymes #88

Ijus Shat

David Brat

HanAssholeSolo

Flag Desecration #103

"By the very nature of being a Zombie, it makes my actions 

Zombiesque whether you like it or not.”

In all fairness to Governor Christie, it wasn't all that

sunny on the beach that day.

Little Girl Not Fooled by Freshwater Loan Shark

Trump Wants to Know What NASA Is Trying to Hide

"Fireworks?  I don't see any fireworks!"

Looking deep into Trump's Homeland Security Adviser's

eyes, Uncle Sam's anxieties fled like a frightened rabbit.

The Queen of Hugger-Mugger

Gutter Humor

'Chris Christie Spotted on Beach He Closed to Public'

"As a kid, CNN, I wanted to be a boxer, but nobody 

made gloves small enough to fit my hands. So I went

 into wrestling."

All New Jersey Beaches Closed for Holiday Weekend 

Except to Notorious Bridgegate Walrus

Pro-Confederate Ben Hornberger Accidentally Shoots Self 

While Trying to Counter-Protest Anti-Fa Rally

Zippy Pimps His Ride

Whiteworld #50

Old White Republican Ups the Ante