Is there a law that requires wealthy sexual predators, like

 Harvey Weinstein, to be ugly?

Rod Dreher Moments Before He Was Ingested by an 

Angry Oyster

Warm Scuzzies #747

Susan Mosychuk

"Would whoever stole my upper lip please return it?"

Old Sphincterface

"Behold," saith the Water Strider, "I bring unto 

thee the Quicker Picker Upper."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #703

Michael David Peroutka

In 1987, Harmonic Convergence was a thing. Thirty years

 later, it's Moronic Convergence.

These Are the Times That Try Men's Souls

A Reminder That Halloween Is Just Around

the Corner

The Unexpurgated Bible #153

"Thou anointest my head with Valvoline; my Basket

of Deplorables runneth over."

Why is it so easy to imagine Jamie Dimon as the 

protagonist in House of Cards?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #702

Paul Gosar

As Michael Ronzano said of the Trump family: 

"They're the Corleones. But everyone is Fredo."

"Does he...or doesn't he? Only his hairdresser knows for sure."

Trump Says Heavy Roughs on Puerto Rican 

Golf Courses Are 'Tough But Playable'

World's Worst Yobs #390

Addison Del Mastro

Now Trending in Puerto Rico

Rex Tillerson Quickly Cementing His Place in History

Ex-Deputy Sheriff Brant Gaither is one of many reasons

why people find it hard to believe in White Supremacy.

"So, Memon, would you care to tell us who stuck the

phallus in the middle of your face?"

Scott Pruitt, the Corporate Fox in the EPA Henhouse

Secretary Timeserver

As Tim Murphy will attest, when it comes to telling  hypocrite 

jokes, nobody tells them better than Louie Gohmert.

Like David Brooks says, "The only way to beat Trump is

 to beat him philosophically."

Be Prepared

Warm Scuzzies #746

Tim Murphy

John Thune Advises Amphibian on How to Survive a

Mass Shooting

Trump's New Book

All options had remained on the table until

someone stole the table.

Trump Disappointed Hurricane Maria Not a 'Real 

Catastrophe' Like Hurricane Katrina

Superannuated Yoda Impersonator Blames Nation's Ills on 

Disrespect for Jedi Knights

Trump Finds Holy Grail, Dedicates It to Puerto Rican 

Victims of Hurricane Maria

Deadly Equation

"Reality? You can't handle reality! What you need is a 

nice, comfortable conspiracy theory."

How many guns does a man need?

Stephen Craig Paddock needed 47.

Brass Knucks for the Rich and Famous

Welcome to America, Home of the Bottomless Thoughts

and Prayers

Old Men with Guns #36

Stephen Craig Paddock

Thus Spake Mencken the Prophet

Nightmare at 20,002 Feet

Whereas 'My Sharona' by the Knack has been found to be 

completely useless in rooting out psychopathy, 'My Bologna' 

by Weird Al works just fine.

Unhappy, the Eighth Dwarf