Saturday, August 15, 2015

There they stood, caught in the Trump Moronic 
Convergence Field.
'Why Kasich-Rubio Is a Dream Ticket'
Sharon Stone Sez:  "Help, I can't get a
date and I can't walk in these shoes!"

Friday, August 14, 2015

Donald Trump's First Day in the Oval Office

His Second Day
"You're it!" God said, as He, in order to avoid boredom, 
played Tag with Adam in the Garden of Eden.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #636
Joe Jones
Illogical Segue (AKA Two-Wheeled Non Sequitur)
"I was dumped an hour before my wedding,"
says the Trash Can Bride.
The Monkey Orchid is a timely reminder 
that the flower is a plant's naughty bits.
'Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be 
'Kasich Makes Appeal to Moderates'
Jeb Bush Re-Enacting His Brother's 'Mission Accomplished'
Speech of May 1, 2003
Warm Scuzzies #579
Roberta Earley

Thursday, August 13, 2015

"Whoa!  Who's that gomer?"
"Oh, he's just one of those
Oaf Keepers who showed
up in Ferguson, Missouri."
Back in the day, you smoked weed to get high and drank
beer for nourishment.
Warm Scuzzies #578
Nathan Davis
World's Worst Yoobs #156
DC McAllister
Oxymorons for Our Time #176
Reasonable Republican
Donald Trump, Redeemer of the 
GOP Presidential Race
Contrary to popular belief, that's not gold mine waste in
the Animas River.  It's Yellow #5, a food coloring thought
to reduce sperm count, dumped into the water supply
 in order to reduce the number of stoners in Colorado.
After King Midas Touched the Animas River
Super GOP-O-Matic '16, the Amazing New Presidential 
Campaign Machine

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Allegories for Our Time #34
GOP's Trump Problem
ISIS Building Fleet of Robotic Eagles to Knock 
U.S. Drones Out of the Sky
Trump Battle Flag
Would someone please tell Kim Kardashian that, 
according to a new study, your butt doesn't make
you attractive?

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Desperate to raise campaign cash, Rick Perry 
had to start selling Mugshot Mugs.
Will Rick Perry be forced to pawn his Clark Kent glasses 
so that he can pay his presidential campaign staffers?
Roger Ailes Uses Fart Extinguisher, 
'Clears the Air' with Trump
Trump Claims He's a Real Modo, Not a 
Trump's Propensity to Insult Opponents Blamed on
PMS (Pre-Mental Syndrome)
Michelle Duggar Cries Out:  "Lord, I need your help
folding all these diapers!"
GOP Demand for Insult Generators Exceeds Supply
Divers Run into Mysterious, Giant, Jello-Like 'Thing'
Ambulatory Emojis
Rick Perry is still trying to remember the third 
government department he would abolish as 

Monday, August 10, 2015

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #179
Kristina Ribali, Kurt Schlichter, and Irina Moises
On the day he quit the Trump campaign, Roger Stone did
his Defiant Tricky Dicky impression.
Fiorina Fundraising Spikes after Debate
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #116
Dragonbreath: Lair of the White Epidermis
Carly Fiorina says she can't wait to be the CEO of the
United States so she can lay off some more people.
GOP Presidential Race Starting to Get Hairy
Donald Trump Now Leading in the Race to Become the
 Next President of the He-Man Woman-Haters Club
New Breitbart News Network Logo Unveiled
GOP Clown Car Involved in Single-Vehicle Crash
Helicopter Parent
Sam Brownback and his brother, Jim, are reportedly
running neck and neck in the race to become the 
blackest sheep in their family.  While Jim is only
terrorizing the residents of Linn County, Sam is 
terrorizing the entire state of Kansas.

Sunday, August 09, 2015

Greedheads Galore #42
Norman Braman