Saturday, July 25, 2015

Are L. Ron Hubbard and Donald Trump twins separated at
 birth, or have they both reached Operating Thetan Level VIII?
Would someone please tell Lindsey Graham
his tongue is not his most attractive feature?
"I can't flick this booger off the end
of my finger."
World's Worst Yobs #336
David Graham
Isn't that a 'Made in China' sticker
on Donald Trump's cap?
It's made obvious that Trump is an insecure person by the 
fact he keeps boasting about how many chins he has.
Ted Cruz Defies Decorum, Says McConnell's
Lying on Senate Floor
"Stick with me, kid, and you can have hair made of 
spun gold, too."
"When I say, 'I'm horny', it's not just a figure of speech."

Friday, July 24, 2015

Hulk Smashed!
Should we call Trump's threat to run as a third-party 
candidate unless the GOP nominates him blackmail, 
extortion, kidnapping, or hostage-taking?
World's Worst Yoobs #155
Paula Bolyard
Old Men with Guns #26
John Russell Houser

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Powerless to express their feelings of resentment, frustration, 
and hostility directly, the insulted and injured express 
them vicariously by waving the Confederate flag or by 
cheering the vociferations of Donald Trump.
New Colorado State Seal
"American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama, let me be
Don't come a-hangin' around my door
I don't wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you
Now woman, I said stay away
American woman, listen what I say."
Most Popular Pet Owned by
Angry White Men

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Smartphones) 
Call for Boycot of Lindsey Graham Campaign
Lindsey Graham Doing His Sultan of Swat Impression
Remember They Live, the 80s sci-fi flick where if you wore 
special sunglasses, you could see The Truth, the subliminal 
messages embedded in mass media? 

Well, here's what the sign Bob Welch is holding really says.
Marco Rubio Sez:  “We already have a president now that 
has no class. It’s important to have a presidency that 
restores dignity and class to the White House."
[At least our current President doesn't
suffer from xerostomia.]
World's Worst Yobs #335
Kurt Schlichter
What $21 Million Looks Like
in the Desert
"Feed me!" said the troll.
Alas, Brian Kilmeade, even if we were to 'clear the waters', 
we'd still have to deal with Land Sharks.

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #68
Andy Hallinan
Even as a child, Donald Trump was the most militaristic 
kid on the block.
Kentucky Leatherface Shreds Tax Code with
John Kasich's First Big Hurdle: 
His Image as 'The Jerk'
If you live long enough, the amount of knowledge and the 
number of skills you worked so hard to obtain and develop 
which have become obsolete is enough to turn you against 
old age.
Should Not Be Confused with a Bookmobile!

Monday, July 20, 2015

World's Worst Yoobs #154
Amy Miller
What is Miley Cyrus doing in Donald Trump's mouth?
If Donald Trump Were a Pigeon
Of Donald Trump Dostoevsky's Nastasya Filipovna 
might have said, "His vanity is even greater than his 
lust for money."
Too late, Texans realized that while the Jade Helm 
Conspiracy was imaginary, the Helm Jade Conspiracy 
was real.
What a Difference an 'L' Makes

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Scott Walker, a Know-Nothing for Our Time
Actually, the bad kid with the rock---the one who throws 
first---isn't taking any chances and is merely launching 
a pre-emptive strike, like the U.S. did in Iraq.
Economist Tyler Cowen writes: "We all overinvest in 
non-diversified mood affiliation portfolios." That's his
way of saying, "We're all biased."  Fifty years ago, it was 
called 'Selective Exposure'. More recently, it was called 
'Confirmation Bias'. Tyler Cowen calls it 'Mood Affiliation'. 
Same concept, different terminology. Reminds me of 
the Gershwin tune: 
"You like potato and I like potahto,
You like tomato and I like tomahto,
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
Let's call the whole thing off!"