Saturday, May 22, 2021

Mark McCloskey Takes Aim at the Republican
Nomination for U. S. Senator

Are you sure your cat is locally owned and operated?

Proud Boy Gets Rehomed

Rick can now spend more time
with his family.

The Onion Sues Tucker Carlson for 
'Territorial Infringement'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #888
Nan Hayworth

When he's not Zen Bowling, Zippy likes to unwind 
by visualizing budget deficits and money growth.

There's hardly anything sadder than unemployed zombies.

Young Contortionist Listening to 
Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic

Republicans Explaining Their Vote Against 
Asian-American Hate Crimes Legislation

If you spot a Yeti, you are in the Himalayas.
If you spot a Yooper, you are in the 
Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

"Hey, Bud, whatcha lookin' at?"
"Yogi and Boo Boo trying to escape Jellystone Park."
"That's good lookin'!"

You may remember this guy's campaign
last year against V-neck T-shirts.

Resistance to Caturday Is Futile

Friday, May 21, 2021

Peter, Son of Doocy, Seeks Answers to Questions About 
Objects in the Skies and Unidentified Aerial Phenomena

Matt Gaetz Attributes Joe Biden's November Victory
to 'Mechanized Ballot Laundering'

Four Maskless Jackasses Walk Into the House

"I do what I want on Fido Friday."

Great News for Cartoon Bears!

Warm Scuzzies #1,044
Anthony Bouchard

As a young physicist, he had had great difficulty
distinguishing between Einstein's daughter 
and Frankenstein's daughter.

Please keep in mind this chart represents only the most common
coronavirus conspiracy theories.  There are many others which,
as they say, are 'off the chart'.

Right-wing radicals, who masquerade as 'conservatives',
have been cancelling culture since the days of Joe
McCarthy.  That's always been their job.

Thursday, May 20, 2021

'EmasculaTED' Trending Again on Twitter

Once thought not possible, Kevin McCarthy and 
Mitch McConnell have become whiter.

"According to a new book, Obama called Trump a 'madman', 
a 'racist, sexist pig', 'that fucking lunatic' and a 'corrupt 

The Private Side of Barack Obama

Money is the duct tape of the GOP.

Factoid of the Hour #24
Threat Display in the Animal Kingdom

Mind-Body Dualist

Now that there's a glimmer of light at the end of the
COVID-19 tunnel, do you think we should hold
on to the YearQuil LiquiCap we haven't taken,
just in case?

Essential Reading for the 
Biblical Literalist

In Gulliver's Travels they are called 'Yahoos'.
Today they are called 'Trumpniks'.

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Little Known Fact #74
Mystery Science Theater 3000 exposes a 
long-hidden injustice.

In any other workplace in America,
Marjorie Taylor Greene would have
been shown the door long ago.

Ipsy Dipsy Sez: "Ditch the infrastructure talks
 with Republicans."

A sac is a pouch within an animal or plant. Most people
 don't know Gamera has seven sacs.

Some would argue Governor Abbott is underrated.
when it comes to threats to public health.

Flag Desecration #127

Warm Scuzzies #1,043
John Tyson

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Crochet Penis Blanket Afflicted with 
Restless Balls Syndrome

Liz Cheney, Unbound, Strides Proudly
into the Political Wilderness

January 6, 2021:  Day of the Short-Bus People

Two Famous Eds Not Too Famous

Franklin Graham Refuses to Say Whether 
2020 Election Was Legitimate

Yes, Virginia, there really is a Bad Axe,
Michigan, and White Supremacist Justen
Watkins lives there.

Andrew Giuliani Announces Candidacy for New York
Governorship, Claims to Be More Popular Than
Perineum Sunning

Monday, May 17, 2021

"OMG, this is Leopardy?"

A Romance of the Road

Ancient Israel was protected by Yahweh.
Modern Israel is protected by Iron Dome.