Friday, March 16, 2018

From Stormy Daniels's Tell-All Pièce de Résistance, 
Dangerously Cheesy
Trump's Opioid Plan Delivers Red Meat to GOP Base
Bad News for Big Pharma, Especially Johnson & Johnson, 
Purdue, Cephalon, Teva, and Janssen
Trump to Replace National Security Adviser McMaster
 with Someone More 'Fun'

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Warm Scuzzies #785
Greenbrier (Arkansas) Public Schools
Beware the Beady-Eyed Retaliator
"Who's hiding behind the Killer Klown mask?"
"Kris Kobach."
"Wow! How did you guess?"
If you Journey to the Center of 20,000 Leagues
Beneath the Ocean Floor, here's what you'll find.
To remain undetected, guns should always
be hidden in plain sight.
Donald, Please
Tom Corbett, Space Cadet, Excited
about Donald Trump, Bone-Spur Cadet,
and His 'Space Force' National Security 
Warm Scuzzies #784
Todd Entrekin

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #722
Sheila Zilinsky
Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #156
Weekend Vigilante
Ben Carson Caught in Big Lie, Did Not Win $31,000 
Dining Room Set by Choosing What Was Behind Door
 No. 3 on The Price Is Right

Who said, "I'm a person who has a hard time saying no, 
and it gets me into trouble because I sometimes 
overreach"---Tony Montana or Larry Kudlow?
Time Tourist #10
Trump didn't find out until he saw it on Fox and Friends 
that he had been impeached.
Matthew Heimbach, Trumpnik and White Nationalist, 
Charged with Felony Count of Domestic Battery in the 
Presence of a Child
Teacher Trained in Firearms Accidentally Fires Gun; 
At Least One Student Injured
Tattoo Worn by Members of the Russian
Affiliate of the MS-13 Gang
"What's it like, Mr. Saccone, to have your ass kicked by a
Scott Pruitt Spent $43,000 on a Soundproof Booth
 for His Office
Our problem isn't The Kids in the Hall.
It's The Adults in the Room.
Heather Nauert, the State Department's New Under Secretary 
for Fox and Friends Diplomacy
Tom Homan Sez: "My flag pin is in the shop for repairs."
"What do you think of Trump's new hat for 2020?"
"Yeah, it's the abbreviation for 
'Glorify America's Greatness'."
Trump says he prefers a wall coated with his own slime
because it would be the hardest to climb.

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Stinky Zinke's Reaction to Questions About the $139,000 
He Spent to Upgrade Three Sets of Double Doors in His 
Private Office
Q: "As Secretary of State, Mr. Pompeo, what geopolitical 
strategy would be best for America?"
A: "Jesus Christ our Savior is truly the only solution
 for our world."
"Bill Dix."
"He does?"
"Yes, so much so that he was forced to resign from
the Iowa Senate."
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #169
Gina Haspel, She-Wolf of the CIA
"That's 'Homan', not 'Human'," he said cold-bloodedly.
Iguana Go Home
Johnny McEntee, Trump’s Personal Assistant, 
Fired and Booted Out of White House
Who knew Trump had time to
write a book?
"No one is loyal to Trump --— he is too indecent a human
 being to attract such normal personal attachments." 
                                                  --- Eliot Cohen
Lessons Learned, or
Trump Gives Tillerson the Gas
"And don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!"

Monday, March 12, 2018

Idaho Governor Not Backing Down on
Plan to Dominate Obamacare
Donald Trump, Jr. Denies Establishing Secret 
Backchannel with Chocolate Rabbits
Make America Bray Again!
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #129
Amy Wax
Music to Lurk By
New Mascot of the Department of the Interior
"Schools are made up of individual students attending them."
Recessive Gene from Sgt. Schultz Kicks In
Restoration of Davidic Monarchy Underway at
Goldman Sachs
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #111
Damon Linker
I Saw the Secretary of Edumacation On My
Television Last Night
Breakfast of Studmuffins