Saturday, September 05, 2020

Archie and Edith
Great Moments in Texas History:
The Battle of Lake Travis
Trumpnik Ship of State Floundering in
Heavy Seas
Cats in a Pear Tree Waiting Patiently
 for Partridges
It was unclear whether the Tennessee trooper was
doing his Alien or his T-1000 impression.
Warm Scuzzies #968
Jessica Krug
Blubberlugger Playing with His Gun
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #832
Kevin Shipp
Mask Up and Vote #12

Friday, September 04, 2020

Brokini Alert!
Have you been fitted with a Spit Hood yet?
Yes, Nick's boss was Ken Paxton.
Surprise, surprise!
Warm  Scuzzies #967
James Spillane
Spoil Sport
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #130
David Beth
Voting Is for Losers
Michael Berry, Turdsmoker
Mask Up and Vote #11

Thursday, September 03, 2020

Q:  If William Barr were a slug, would he be slimy?
A:  What do you mean, "if"?
The Commander-in-Chief's Commander
The Railsplitter Speaketh
Based on what Devin Nunes said he saw, Trump 
expatiated:  "The plane it was almost completely 
loaded with thugs wearing these dark
uniforms with gear and this and that."
"Is that the Antifa Plane Devin Nunes is talking about?"
"No, that's the Air Force's Anti-Antifa Plane."
Fascist Chic
If you're wondering where the Anarchist City is that Trump
 has been talking about, it's right next door to Spatula City.

Wednesday, September 02, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #967
Todd Bell
Trump Goes Viral
When Sarah Met Kim
The Day Kim Jong-un First Laid Eyes on
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Stroke of Genius
Mmm!  Mmm!  Good!
Trump Sez:  "They have cans of soup.  Soup. 
And they throw the cans of soup."
Mask Up and Vote #10

Tuesday, September 01, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #966
Fred Heidmann
"Remember Scott Walker?"
"Can't say that I do."
The 'Plane Loaded with Thugs' Trump has been ranting
 about is still on the runway, apparently too heavy to take off.
Are these the 'People of Dark Shadows'
Trump was referring to?
Mask Up and Vote #9

Monday, August 31, 2020

Thumbsucking in adults is thought to help
reduce anxiety.
New Selfie-Help Book
Zombie Herman Cain Spotted in
Mask Up and Vote #8

Sunday, August 30, 2020

Devils Threeway
Mr. Persimmon Puss
Matt Marshall, Revolutionary War Volunteer,
 Takes Wrong Turn, Ends Up Somewhere West
 of Mount Rainier National Park
Warm Scuzzies #965
Todd Wright
Mask Up and Vote #7