Saturday, February 18, 2012

"There still needs to be some bounds for privacy,”
Sheriff Babeu said, as he created yet another self-portrait
with the aid of his smartphone.
According to Sheriff Paul Babeu, his favorite part of
'playing doctor' with José the Illegal Alien was the
breast exam.
At Cirque du Soleil, they call this
maneuver the 'Mitt Romney'.
Mike DeWine, Ohio's Republican Attorney-General, has
changed his political endorsement again, this time from
Mitt Romney to Rick Santorum.  Poor Mitt!  Even his
endorsers are flip-floppers!
"I bid you welcome.  The shape of mainline Protestantism
in this country is in shambles. It is gone from the
world of Christianity as I see it.  And, yes, nobody
expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Wake up, O wise ones,  it's the 6th anniversary of
bildungblog!  That's right, six years ago today---
February 18, 2006---this blog was born.  Now you
can go back to sleep.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Some are calling the state of Virginia's mandatory transvaginal
ultrasound probe legislation  the 'State-Sponsored Rape' Law.
Claytie Williams would say that's way too harsh, preferring
to call it the 'As Long as It's Inevitable, You Might as Well
 Lie Back and Enjoy It' Law.
Pat Buchanan Sez:  "I've been whitelisted, but I'm not beaten!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #362
Dr. William Thierfelder
MSNBC Sacks Pat Buchanan 10 Years Too Late
The state of Alabama will be closing most of its mental
hospitals because it has become difficult---and often
impossible---to tell the difference between those on
the inside and those on the outside.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

"Now come on, come on, there she is, she's all ready for it. 
She's a real stunner, she's really well stacked, you've got
her legs up and---damn!---she has a Bayer aspirin between
her knees!"
'Virginia Is for Lovers' Who 'Live Passionately'
and Enjoy 'Transvaginal Ultrasound Probing'
"I just want to shrink government down to the size where it's
small enough for transvaginal insertion."
Sign of the Times #19
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream of Austerity
Asked the man who has had 4 wives but 0 children,
"Why are so many people afraid of birth?"
When she stumbled on the campaign trail yesterday,
 Callista, fortunately, was wearing her helmet.
Two-Minute Haters #24
John Guandolo
Rombo Attempts to 'Santorumize' Man of the Froth
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #361
Becky Currie
Rick Santorum's budget for sweater vests should be
solidly in the black with the $1,295,277.00 he earned in
2009 and 2010 'consulting and speaking' (i. e., lobbying)
 for health care and energy interests.
'Baptism for the Dead' (I Corinthians 15:29) is one of Paul
 the Apostle's teachings that most people who profess to be
Christians either don't know about, studiously ignore, or
refuse to talk about. Take Mitt Romney, for example.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Warm Scuzzies #260
Robert Arnold
"I think living life tends to make you more conservative. 
And if I live long enough, I'll eventually look and sound
 just like Generalissimo Francisco Franco."
Factoid of the Hour #17
Man Eating Triple Bypass Burger at the Heart Attack
Grill in Chandler, Arizona, Placed Under Cardiac Arrest
Dave Mustaine Sez:  "Rick Santorum,
you're the man!"
Governor Walker Nixes Tour with President Obama
Due to an Attack of Wood Borers
"You're getting close, Mr. Brooks, but if you could go
just a tad whiter, Charles Murray would appreciate it."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #360
Bishop Walker Nickless
"A new Rasmussen survey of likely voters shows that
43% believe a group of people randomly selected from
the phone book would do a better job than the current
Congress. The other 57% didn't respond because they
didn't know what a 'phone book' was."
Ronbo Gunning for Santorum and Romney
in Michigan
"You've explained, Ms. Trotta, why women in the military
are 'raped too much', but what about those who are
'raped too little'?  Do you have an explanation for that?"
Don't look for Dr. Melissa Clouthier on Jersey Shore.  That's
where all the young whores and sluts from CPAC hang out.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Yes, We Have a Dog in This Fight

Mitt Romney Sez:  "Who let the dogs out?"
American Schutzstaffel #9
Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf
Achieve Rapprochement at Last
"I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam!"
"'Humane McRib'?  Grunt!  That's an oxymoron if I
ever heard one!"
On this Valentine's Day, a big shout out to Austin, Texas,
the 'Horniest City in the United States'.
"Don't let the glasses fool ya!  I'm really
a demon in disguise!"
h/t Ibeati

National Review Tells Newt Gingrich to
Shoot for the Moon and Endorse
Rick Santorum
John Boehner, GOP Speleologist 

Monday, February 13, 2012

Lori Klein, Arizona Nanny, Sez:  "I've introduced Senate
Bill 1467 because our Arizona teachers are young and
impressionable and students should not be using
four-letter words in the classroom."
Daily Caller Exposé Shows That David Brock, Founder
 of Media Matters for America, Systematically Attempts
 to Influence the Media [Egads!], Likes to Party [Gosh!],
and Dislikes Dickweeds like Tucker Carlson [L'horreur!]
"Sheriffs like me are the Ultimate Enforcers of the
Constitution, Protectors Against Government Tyranny,
Brave Oath Keepers, and America's Last Hope."
Iran Threatens America's Shores with Nuclear-Powered
Kamikaze Boats of Mass Destruction
"Men, do your duty! We need more Republicans---fast!"

Sunday, February 12, 2012

"Here's an idea, Andrew:  why not call your ragefest at
CPAC 'Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle' and let the liberal
media try to sort out the meaning?"