"There still needs to be some bounds for privacy,”

Sheriff Babeu said, as he created yet another self-portrait

with the aid of his smartphone.

According to Sheriff Paul Babeu, his favorite part of

'playing doctor' with José the Illegal Alien was the

breast exam.

At Cirque du Soleil, they call this

maneuver the 'Mitt Romney'.

Mike DeWine, Ohio's Republican Attorney-General, has

changed his political endorsement again, this time from

Mitt Romney to Rick Santorum.  Poor Mitt!  Even his

endorsers are flip-floppers!

"I bid you welcome.  The shape of mainline Protestantism

in this country is in shambles. It is gone from the

world of Christianity as I see it.  And, yes, nobody

expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Wake up, O wise ones,  it's the 6th anniversary of

bildungblog!  That's right, six years ago today---

February 18, 2006---this blog was born.  Now you

can go back to sleep.

Some are calling the state of Virginia's mandatory transvaginal

ultrasound probe legislation  the 'State-Sponsored Rape' Law.

Claytie Williams would say that's way too harsh, preferring

to call it the 'As Long as It's Inevitable, You Might as Well

 Lie Back and Enjoy It' Law.

Pat Buchanan Sez:  "I've been whitelisted, but I'm not beaten!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #362

Dr. William Thierfelder

MSNBC Sacks Pat Buchanan 10 Years Too Late

The state of Alabama will be closing most of its mental

hospitals because it has become difficult---and often

impossible---to tell the difference between those on

the inside and those on the outside.

"Now come on, come on, there she is, she's all ready for it. 

She's a real stunner, she's really well stacked, you've got

her legs up and---damn!---she has a Bayer aspirin between

her knees!"

'Virginia Is for Lovers' Who 'Live Passionately'

and Enjoy 'Transvaginal Ultrasound Probing'

"I just want to shrink government down to the size where it's

small enough for transvaginal insertion."

Sign of the Times #19

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream of Austerity

Asked the man who has had 4 wives but 0 children,

"Why are so many people afraid of birth?"

When she stumbled on the campaign trail yesterday,

 Callista, fortunately, was wearing her helmet.

Two-Minute Haters #24

John Guandolo

Rombo Attempts to 'Santorumize' Man of the Froth

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #361

Becky Currie

Rick Santorum's budget for sweater vests should be

solidly in the black with the $1,295,277.00 he earned in

2009 and 2010 'consulting and speaking' (i. e., lobbying)

 for health care and energy interests.

'Baptism for the Dead' (I Corinthians 15:29) is one of Paul

 the Apostle's teachings that most people who profess to be

Christians either don't know about, studiously ignore, or

refuse to talk about. Take Mitt Romney, for example.

Warm Scuzzies #260

Robert Arnold

"I think living life tends to make you more conservative. 

And if I live long enough, I'll eventually look and sound

 just like Generalissimo Francisco Franco."

Factoid of the Hour #17

Man Eating Triple Bypass Burger at the Heart Attack

Grill in Chandler, Arizona, Placed Under Cardiac Arrest

MEGAFROTH!

Dave Mustaine Sez:  "Rick Santorum,

you're the man!"

Governor Walker Nixes Tour with President Obama

Due to an Attack of Wood Borers

"You're getting close, Mr. Brooks, but if you could go

just a tad whiter, Charles Murray would appreciate it."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #360

Bishop Walker Nickless

"A new Rasmussen survey of likely voters shows that

43% believe a group of people randomly selected from

the phone book would do a better job than the current

Congress. The other 57% didn't respond because they

didn't know what a 'phone book' was."

Ronbo Gunning for Santorum and Romney

in Michigan

"You've explained, Ms. Trotta, why women in the military

are 'raped too much', but what about those who are

'raped too little'?  Do you have an explanation for that?"

Don't look for Dr. Melissa Clouthier on Jersey Shore.  That's

where all the young whores and sluts from CPAC hang out.

Yes, We Have a Dog in This Fight

h/t Grung_E_Gene

Mitt Romney Sez:  "Who let the dogs out?"

American Schutzstaffel #9

Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

Achieve Rapprochement at Last

"I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam!"

"'Humane McRib'?  Grunt!  That's an oxymoron if I

ever heard one!"

On this Valentine's Day, a big shout out to Austin, Texas,

the 'Horniest City in the United States'.

"Don't let the glasses fool ya!  I'm really

a demon in disguise!"

h/t Ibeati



National Review Tells Newt Gingrich to

Shoot for the Moon and Endorse

Rick Santorum

John Boehner, GOP Speleologist 

Lori Klein, Arizona Nanny, Sez:  "I've introduced Senate

Bill 1467 because our Arizona teachers are young and

impressionable and students should not be using

four-letter words in the classroom."

Daily Caller Exposé Shows That David Brock, Founder

 of Media Matters for America, Systematically Attempts

 to Influence the Media [Egads!], Likes to Party [Gosh!],

and Dislikes Dickweeds like Tucker Carlson [L'horreur!]

"Sheriffs like me are the Ultimate Enforcers of the

Constitution, Protectors Against Government Tyranny,

Brave Oath Keepers, and America's Last Hope."

Iran Threatens America's Shores with Nuclear-Powered

Kamikaze Boats of Mass Destruction

"Men, do your duty! We need more Republicans---fast!"

"Here's an idea, Andrew:  why not call your ragefest at

CPAC 'Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle' and let the liberal

media try to sort out the meaning?"