Saturday, December 19, 2020

Trying to flush more than one copy of Ivanka Trump's 
book at a time will cause unsightly clogs.

Ecological Balance

Inhabitants of the Milky Way were feeling
safer and more secure than ever before.

Little Known Fact #72
Tinfoil Hats get the best reception of 
QAnon Broadcasts.

General QAnon

Luckily, 3030 is still 1,010 years away.

Ken Buck Sez:  “I’m an American and I have the 
freedom to decide if I’m going to take a vaccine 
or not, and in this case I am not going to take 
the vaccine.”

When they start believing Trump is a cog in
the Deep State, Trumpniks will have reached
Peak Dementia.

Nancy Keeps Up with the Times

Friday, December 18, 2020

Origin of the Word, 'Fuck'

Incident at the Yellow House, 
December 23, 1888

As Aesop taught us, you can hug a poisonous viper 
only for so long before it fatally bites you.

The whole point is to throw pasta at the wall 
and see what sticks.

Many are puzzled by this picture of a kangaroo and a
pig having sex, while being observed by an aborigine
and ignored by a duck.  The meaning of this picture
is clear:  it is an Acted-Out Parable of the Pharisee
and the Tax Collector.

It Was Four Years Ago
But Seems Like 20 Years

Christmas Is Just Around the Corner

The Nativity (Updated)

"Till the Spinner of the Years
Said "Now!" And each one hears,
And consummation comes, and jars two hemispheres."

Quick Quack

He Takes a Licking and
Keeps on Ticking

Thursday, December 17, 2020

Kyle Smith is a snooty little bitch,
isn't he?

Kyle Smith, columnist for National Review and author of
Love Monkey, has dissed Dr. Jill Biden for "teaching 
remedial English to slow learners in community colleges".
Well, Kyle, not everyone can afford a B. A. from Yale 
like you did.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #50
Origin of Festivus

Pence Prepares to Confirm Trump’s Loss — and Then 
Leave Town for Rock Bottom, Utah

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

“The election in many ways was stolen,” said a 
visibly shaken Rand Paul.

Warm Scuzzies #994
Paul Alexander

Now Showing
Trump Lame Duck Temper Tantrum

Nicholas Fuentes Makes Fisties Like Der Trumpenführer

It Came from the Ocean Floor

Same Song, Different Verses

Trump's Madness Has Consequences

Pompeo and Circumstance

As someone said, "It's not whether you win or you lose. 
It's how you play the game."

Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Marjorie Greene Sez:  "Every 'Republican' that
 isn’t fighting for Trump's 2020 landslide victory is 
supporting the Chinese Communist Party 
takeover of America."

Not since Orrin Scrivello OD'ed on laughing gas in 
Little Shop of Horrors had America heard such
a giant sucking sound.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #851
Amanda Chase

Viva Max!

Trump Diagnosed with OCD (Obsessive Carbonite Disorder)

Next Stop:  The Slough of Despond

The Man in the Deep State Mask

The same 'Intel Source' revealed to her
the cure for COVID-18.98467432.

Magical Thinker

If you tread on this Trumpnik, it would be like 
skywalking on top of the Goodyear Blimp.

Monday, December 14, 2020

William Barr Leaves White House on
December 23 to Become Gravedigger
for Trump's Legacy

We're tired of the Creep State.  Bring back the Deep State!

Trump Reacts to Electoral College Vote

Santa Takes a Dump for Trump

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #202

If You're at a Dinner and Ben Shapiro Introduces 
Himself as 'The Undoctor'

Latin Lover