Trump Goes for Broke

Even if Gohmert's uncovered face poses no health threat,

it still poses an aesthetic threat.

Abraham Lincoln Says He Will Wear His New 

Shirt, a Gift from George Conway, Until 

Kellyanne Conway Leaves the White House

What happened, exactly, and in which room?

These are two of the tantalizing questions raised 

in John Bolton's cat's upcoming tell-all memoir.

Oversupply, or

When There Is Too Much of a Good Thing

How to Wolf-Proof the Homeland

Mike Pence, the Not-So-Grim Reaper

More Annoying Than Static Electricity

Charles Bronson to Make Special

Ghost Appearance

Peggy Noonan Unloads on Trump

Take the Red Pill to reveal an unpleasant truth. Take the 

Blue Pill to remain in blissful ignorance. Take the Black

 Pill to have Trump's albino lobster bailout explained.

Masculine Hygiene

Adventures in Aestheticism #251

"Why is Brad Parscale looking so down in the mouth?"

"He's in 'quasi-quarantine'."

"His hat, too?"

"Yep."

"So heart-rending."

In response to the COVID-19 epidemic, the Texas state

motto is being changed from 'Friendship' to

'If People Die, People Die'.

Does the clown nose make Greg Abbott

look like Trump?

Like Carly Fiorina, Peppermint Patty has announced

she will not be voting for Trump in November.

Pepe the Frog in Love

"I don't kid."

"At today's meeting, we will be discussing

the meaning of 'meow'."

Zen Rap

Fake Cows Have Rights, Too!

Trump Stalking Niece's Tell-All Book

Longitude 86.9023° W (i. e., Alabama)

Trump also made Juneteenth very famous.

"Me, kidding?  I never kid!"

Conspiracy Theorist Reveals Antifa Spelled Backwards

 Is Afitna

If minions are 'followers or underlings', are leaders 

'overlings'?

Superspreader Heads West; Next Stop: Arizona

After he leaves the White House, Trump may

be thinking of a new reality television show,

'The Confidence Game'.

Inside the Tulsa Comatorium

Is Jenna Ellis, senior legal adviser to the Trump 2020

 campaign and one of Trump's personal lawyers, really

the Born-Again Karen of Memedom, or is she just a

clever impersonator?

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #199

With 236 cases of coronavirus, the Lighthouse Pentecostal

Church in Oregon has learned the hard way that, like God,

COVID-19 is not mocked.

Sanders and Bolton are more fun than Kilkenny Cats.

All They Want to Do Is Dance, Dance, Dance

Has Brad Parscale worn out his White House welcome?

World's Worst Jobs #153

Confederate Statue

Second Wave, or

Trump's Presidential Campaign

One Million Tickets Later

The Day Trump Lost His Last Friend

Is Trump's hair in a deflationary spiral?

The Moment Trump Heard That the West Virginia Touring

 Company of La Traviata Drew a Bigger Crowd to Tulsa

 Than He Did

Trump closed out his show in Tulsa by doing a

cover of Led Zeppelin's 'Dazed and Confused'.

The 'parscale' will soon be added to the 

Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures.

Viewed from the perspective of the coronavirus, 

this is what is called a 'Target Rich Environment'.

Those darn Chinese Communists were the villains

in the days of black-and-white.  And they still are

in the days of living color.

"What's that?"

"It's the symbol of Trump's Justice Department."

"But it's upside down."

"Like I said, it's the symbol of Trump's 

Justice Department."

Trump Drinking Water Highlight of Tulsa Rally

Monkey See, Monkey Do