Saturday, June 27, 2020

Trump Goes for Broke
Even if Gohmert's uncovered face poses no health threat,
it still poses an aesthetic threat.
Abraham Lincoln Says He Will Wear His New 
Shirt, a Gift from George Conway, Until 
Kellyanne Conway Leaves the White House
What happened, exactly, and in which room?
These are two of the tantalizing questions raised 
in John Bolton's cat's upcoming tell-all memoir.
Oversupply, or
When There Is Too Much of a Good Thing

Friday, June 26, 2020

How to Wolf-Proof the Homeland
Mike Pence, the Not-So-Grim Reaper
More Annoying Than Static Electricity
Charles Bronson to Make Special
Ghost Appearance
Peggy Noonan Unloads on Trump
Take the Red Pill to reveal an unpleasant truth. Take the 
Blue Pill to remain in blissful ignorance. Take the Black
 Pill to have Trump's albino lobster bailout explained.
Masculine Hygiene
Adventures in Aestheticism #251

Thursday, June 25, 2020

"Why is Brad Parscale looking so down in the mouth?"
"He's in 'quasi-quarantine'."
"His hat, too?"
"So heart-rending."
In response to the COVID-19 epidemic, the Texas state
motto is being changed from 'Friendship' to
'If People Die, People Die'.
Does the clown nose make Greg Abbott
look like Trump?
Like Carly Fiorina, Peppermint Patty has announced
she will not be voting for Trump in November.
Pepe the Frog in Love
"I don't kid."
"At today's meeting, we will be discussing
the meaning of 'meow'."
Zen Rap

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Fake Cows Have Rights, Too!
Trump Stalking Niece's Tell-All Book
Longitude 86.9023° W (i. e., Alabama)
Trump also made Juneteenth very famous.

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

"Me, kidding?  I never kid!"
Conspiracy Theorist Reveals Antifa Spelled Backwards
 Is Afitna
If minions are 'followers or underlings', are leaders 
Superspreader Heads West; Next Stop: Arizona
After he leaves the White House, Trump may
be thinking of a new reality television show,
'The Confidence Game'.
Inside the Tulsa Comatorium
Is Jenna Ellis, senior legal adviser to the Trump 2020
 campaign and one of Trump's personal lawyers, really
the Born-Again Karen of Memedom, or is she just a
clever impersonator?
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #199
With 236 cases of coronavirus, the Lighthouse Pentecostal
Church in Oregon has learned the hard way that, like God,
COVID-19 is not mocked.

Monday, June 22, 2020

Sanders and Bolton are more fun than Kilkenny Cats.
All They Want to Do Is Dance, Dance, Dance
Has Brad Parscale worn out his White House welcome?
World's Worst Jobs #153
Confederate Statue
Second Wave, or
Trump's Presidential Campaign
One Million Tickets Later
The Day Trump Lost His Last Friend
Is Trump's hair in a deflationary spiral?

Sunday, June 21, 2020

The Moment Trump Heard That the West Virginia Touring
 Company of La Traviata Drew a Bigger Crowd to Tulsa
 Than He Did
Trump closed out his show in Tulsa by doing a
cover of Led Zeppelin's 'Dazed and Confused'.
The 'parscale' will soon be added to the 
Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures.
Viewed from the perspective of the coronavirus, 
this is what is called a 'Target Rich Environment'.
Those darn Chinese Communists were the villains
in the days of black-and-white.  And they still are
in the days of living color.
"What's that?"
"It's the symbol of Trump's Justice Department."
"But it's upside down."
"Like I said, it's the symbol of Trump's 
Justice Department."
Trump Drinking Water Highlight of Tulsa Rally
Monkey See, Monkey Do