Trump Says National Stockpile of  Wartime Metaphors 

Running Dangerously Low

The red arrow points to Katie Miller, Mike Pence's

press secretary and Stephen Miller's wife.  This picture

was taken on Thursday, May 7.  On Friday, May 8, Ms. 

Miller was diagnosed with COVID-19.

The coronavirus is loose in the White House.

"Just like me, they long to be

Close to you."

Remember the mask worn by The Sphincter, the 

tight-assed superhero?  Brad Parscale does.

There's widespread agreement that Brad Parscale,

Trump's campaign manager, looks better in a 

mask.

Auto-Euthanasia Finds Its Voice

Hydroxychloroquine Action Day!

Glute Brute

Jeff Sessions Sez:  “I stood up for the truth and 

performed at the highest levels."

Warm Scuzzies #923

Jackie Johnson

Build the Wall Taller and Paint It Black

Keep Your Arms and Legs Inside Your Car

at All Times!

Crazy Uncle Ted #1

You've seen PLANDEMIC A.  Wait until you see

PLANDEMIC B!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #810

Judy Mikowitz

'Ted Cruz Gets Haircut at Salon A La Mode After 

Owner Shelley Luther Released from Jail'

[©Photo Ops Я Us]

Larry Kudlow Sez:  “After all, the unemployment rate 

stood at a 50-year low of 3.5 percent only two months ago.”

[It now stands at 14.7%.]

Ice Capade

America, America, God Shed His Grace on Thee

World's Worst Yoobs #212

Patience Roggensack

Gregory McMichael and Travis McMichael,

father and son, are spitting images of each other,

with emphasis on the spitting.  Also, cold-blooded

murderers.

Remember when The Penguins crushed with

'Earth Angel'?

"While you're at it, you may as well pick up some

TYLENOL® PM Extra Strength Liquid and 1000 

Rounds of Wolf 123gr FMJ 7.62x39mm Ammo."

Maxwell Smart and the Chief Dining in the Time of 

COVID-19

State Representative Nino Vitale (R-OH) refuses to wear

a mask because he was made in the image of God and God

doesn't wear a mask.

Waiting foe the Holy Ghost

If Trump Is Forced to Self-Quarantine

Server Apparently Got Too Close to 

White House Resident

He's 80-years-old and he believes he's 'divinely inspired'

to sell Silver Solution to the masses.  He's Jim Bakker

and he's getting closer to the day he'll join Tammy Faye

in Paradise.

How Jacob Wohl Charms Women, like Diana Andrade,

 to Lie for Money

Bay of Pigs Invasion Re-Enactors Blame

Faulty GPS Mapping for So-Called

'Venezuelan Coup Attempt'

Plan B calls for the wall to be painted orange

with black polka dots.

Sarah Palin Shows Up in Dallas to Conduct a Workshop 

on Social Distancing for Hairdressers

Warm Scuzzies #922

JBS USA

On the Road Back to Normalcy

Luther Nails 95 Theses to A La Mode 

Salon Door, Re-Ignites Protestant 

Reformation

The good news is the Gull Shark's favorite food is 

Murder Hornets.

Her:  "The sink is full of dirty dishes. When are you going

 to wash them?"

Him:  "I never wash dishes during a thunderstorm."

Her:  "But's there's not a cloud in the sky!"

Him:  "That's true, but I'm not taking any chances."

"What's up with him?"

"He says he's infowhelmed."

Caravaggio's The Supper at Emmaus [Updated]

One minute, Trump says the coronavirus task force

is winding down.  The next, he says it will continue

on indefinitely.  To understand what's going on

 from moment to moment, you must wear

 protective Vacillation Glasses, as he does.

Why Is Everybody Laughing?

Has the Trump 2020 Campaign Cortege visited

your town yet?

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Memorabilia Closeout

All Sales Are Final!

Accordion Shortage Sends Shock Waves

Through Global Polka Chain

Governor Jim Justice, the Lumbering Lardass of West 

Virginia, told businesses to “fucking follow the guidelines,” 

but later denied dropping the F-bomb, blaming the 

alliteration on an “goddam glitch.”

And Wuhan ate the dog.

One of These Things Is Not Like the Others

Swine Are Immune

Charles Bronson Was a Pussy