Saturday, May 31, 2014

When he was younger, he needed to put only one tiger in 
his tank.  Now, three tigers were not enough.
Even Scott Walker's face is crooked.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #98
The Importance of Being Earnest 3:  Just Joshing!

Friday, May 30, 2014

Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #149
Don't Comply
American Schutzstaffel #36
Warm Scuzzies #471
Sheriff Joey Terrell
There are 'absolute tragedies', like the UCSB massacre, and
there are 'unfortunate accidents', like Joni Ernst's Iowa 
senatorial campaign.
No Photobombers Allowed!

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Call 1-900-MIX-A-LOT and Reince Priebus will talk
dirty politics with you for only $5,000 a minute.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Rude Rhymes #71

Ugly Cur

Richard Burr
Due to Premature Definition, experts fail once
 again to fully define Premature Ejaculation.
“Take me to fucking court because I don’t care!" ex-
claimed La Vista Mayor Douglas Kindig, a fucking 
Christian. "Minorities are not going to run my city!"

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #4
A Zombeaver
Rude Rhymes #70

Dumb and Dumber

Joe the Plumber
Time's Sorrowful Weary Wheel
"Honey, there's a monk at the door who says Hillary
 Clinton is 'old and stale'.  I'd crush his nuts but he claims 
he's a eunuch."
American Schutzstaffel #35
If, as Pete Hegseth of Fox News claims, 'Redskins' is 'a term
of respect', then, in order to show equal respect for other
races and skin colors, the NFL should rename the 
Baltimore Ravens the Baltimore 'Blackskins', the 
Cleveland Browns the Cleveland 'Brownskins', and 
the Minnesota Vikings the Minnesota 'Whiteskins'.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Breitbart Contributor Warner Todd Huston Wants
to Keep Sex Out of  College Walrus Studies
Whiteworld #18
Judge Bill Weisenberger is a proud member
of the Mississippi Albinocracy.
Who needs Al-Qaida to terrorize America when
 it has Elliott Rodger, Adam Lanza, James Holmes, 
 Aaron Alexis, Seung-Hui Cho, George Hennard, 
James Loughner, etc., etc., ad infinitum?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #575
Dr. Robi Ludwig
Trigger Warning
"Mitch is looking pussy whipped these days."

"Yeah, you should see his cock."
Chocolate Tycoon Claims Victory in Ukrainian Election

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #41
Dave Wilson
Palinontologists are divided whether Sarah rode dinosaurs
bareback or saddleback.
Dilly Dalí
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #574
David McKinley
It didn't happen overnight, but there was no longer any 
doubt about it:  Michael Kinsley had joined the Pod People.
Alex Jones' sole raison d'etre is to make Glenn Beck
look sane by comparison.