Saturday, June 05, 2021

My Name Is Bob, and I Need Self-Help Help

Hey Hey It's Caturday!

"The future of Cultural Marxism and Critical Race Theory 
is so bright I gotta wear shades."

'At Once Diminished and Dominating, 
Trump Prepares for His Next Act'

When you hear 'sources say', you know immediately
it's not you.

Things They Never Teach You in School

When publicly chided, Rand Paul whines and
Anthony Fauci shines.

A Gift for the Friend Who Has Everything

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #204
Michelle Malkin and John Hawkins

In a world of incessant change, it's good to know that
John Hawkins is still a tautology in human form.

Friday, June 04, 2021

Trump Man Claims He's a 'Movement Conservative'

What Comes to Mind When You Think
'Vaccine Skeptic'

Republican Party and Proud Boys Merge, 
Become 'Proud Republicans'

Kyrsten Sinema and Joe Manchin:
Nihilistic Janus

Republicans Fundraising Off of the End of the World

Seeing the name, face, and fence of this New Jersey 
Trumpnik inclines one toward the truth of 

Someday he'll be a Proud Boy.

Remember when Trump said, "I'm going to surround myself 
only with the best and most serious people"?

First Florida, then Texas:  this boll weevil is still
looking for a home.

Imagine it's 1902 and you're having to
deal with a Torpid Liver.  Thank God
for Carter's Little Liver Pills!

Thursday, June 03, 2021

Warm Scuzzies #1,047
Patricia Derges

Do you know what your Labradoodle
is watching on television?

In all fairness, Ted Cruz did not 'run away' during the
2021 Texas Power Crisis.  He 'rolled away'.

When North Carolinians need a good
laugh, they get Stony Rushing to do
his Boss Hogg impression.

"What's that?"
"According to J. D. Vance, it's a machine
for "imposing Critical Race Theory on our 
corporate class."

"Sorry, Pedro, but I'm afraid you have a bad case of
'ballot audits'."

Things to Avoid #43
Rude Cephalopods

Are we missing Lou Dobbs yet?

You wouldn't believe what it takes to tie dye a longhorn.

Eric Swalwell Wants to Know

Wednesday, June 02, 2021

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #891
Doug Mastriano

Louie needs to get better acquainted with John
and Amy Sabel, the QAnon-friendly couple who
organized the event in Dallas where Gohmert spoke.

Another Trumpnik Meathead Bites the Dust

Margherita Pepperoni Gets Married

Does the demise of 'From the Desk of Donald J. Trump' 
mean that America won't be saved?

What Today's Republican Party Fears Most:

"To build a crowd for a pro-Trump rally, a Nevada GOP 
consultant sought help from the Proud Buoys."

Why the Serpent Was More Cunning Than 
Any Beast of the Field

Republican Senator Kevin Cramer Sez:  “As a party, I would
 like us to get the smile back.”

Tuesday, June 01, 2021

When All Else Fails

"I am not going to be vaccinated. 
I'm going to be one of the survivors. 
I'm going to survive the genocide ... 
The only good thing that will come out 
of this is a lot of stupid people will 
be killed off.  If the vaccine wipes out 
a lot of stupid people, well, we'll have 
a better world."

The Reinstatement Clause in the Constitution is where
the Emoluments Clause used to be.

Re-entry?  Has he been in orbit?  And 2024 is three years
in the future.  Besides, we're still recovering from the 
2020 election.  Give us a break, punditocracy.

How God Knows If You Left the Iron On

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #890
Kat Cammack

Monday, May 31, 2021

Facebook Censors Whitewashing
Brassy Mammary Gland

Corn---It's What's for Dinner

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #205

Cordless Hoser

When he's not playing golf, Trump likes to admire
his mirror collection.