Saturday, May 16, 2020

Prager Forks Around
If you make a COVID-19 mask butch enough,
Trumpniks will wear it.
First, you must speak very rapidly in a 
whiny, high-pitched voice.
Remember when candidates for public office made it
crystal clear where they stood on the issues?
Rats Loot Sinking Ship Before 
Abandoning It
Bigfoot's new shoes are social-distancing compliant.
"Sir, the infant who wishes to buy
super-duper missiles is back.  He
wants to know if we will accept
gold bars as payment."

Friday, May 15, 2020

It Walks, It Talks, It Slithers on Its Belly
World's Worst Yoobs #213
Tara Reade
Four Mangy Musketeers
"When you test, you have a case. 
When you test, you find something is wrong with people. 
If we didn't do any testing, we would have very few cases."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #160
David Stewart
Remember the tall tale about Jesus overturning the tables 
of the moneychangers in the Temple?  Here's what 
really happened.
Muffler Diving Rivals Kentucky Derby
 in Popularity
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #196
Mitch McConnell says he was 'wrong' to claim that the
 Obama Administration failed to leave a pandemic 
playbook for the Trump Administration.  'Wrong' 
means "I got caught telling a bald-faced lie."

Thursday, May 14, 2020

Metaphor Mixology #18
Eric Trump Sez:  "The chips are starting to crumble."
Anthony Fauci, the Longsuffering Babysitter
Insider, Insider Fly Away Home
Is calling Elon Musk 'Space Karen' a slur?
Four Out of Five Dentists Agree
Baguetting twice a day helps reduce the build-up of 
bacteria that can lead to cavities and gum disease.
Trump Refuses to Wear a Mask in a Mask Factory
in the Middle of the Coronavirus Pandemic
The Unexpurgated Bible #178
Everything you learned about how Jesus
 died is wrong.
Clay Lacy wants to thank taxpayers for the $27 million
in coronavirus relief money for his aviation company 
which serves wealthy executives and celebrities.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #812
Joy Pullmann
Sam Brownback is the United States Ambassador at Large 
for International Religious Freedom in the Trump
Administration.  Here we see him reflecting on his
job and its relation to the COVID-19 epidemic.
Rhino, not RINO.

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Not Tic Tac.  Not TikTok.  It's Tick-Tock!
It's not just the coronavirus epidemic that's making people 
reluctant to fly these days.
Don't take Dr. Fauci's advice.  Take this guy's advice.
Elon Musk, According to Saint Stephen
If we should take Anthony Fauci's advice with a 'grain
of salt', we should take Rand Paul's advice with a
'cup of bleach'.
Who Wore It Better?
Junior Trump's Facial Asymmetry Reminiscent of

Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Trump Team Unveils New Campaign Slogan
If you drink enough hydroxychloroquine,
you will begin to see that these two quacks
are twins, separated at birth.
Coronavirus Turning Trees into Hurricane Fenceophages
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #811
Adam Fannin
Sean Hannity Says Barack Obama Has Just
Activated a Deep State Army Against Trump
Keep Them Doggies Rollin', Rawhide!
Q:  What would you get if Bugs Bunny 
and Elmer Fudd mated?
A:  Elon Musk.
Milton Berle Reacts to Trump's Latest
Press Conference

Monday, May 11, 2020

Would all these Uppity Women stop picking on 
America's #1 Alpha Male?
In a previous life, the ass had been on top.
Now another ass was.
During the coronavirus pandemic, Trump was taken
out twice a day for a stroll.
Jeff and Lev, Another Christian Mingle Success Story
Sock Puppet

Sunday, May 10, 2020

When asked why he wore no mask and only one glove
Ron DeSantis said the lone part of his body vulnerable
to the coronavirus was his left hand.
Happy Hour with Veterans Affairs Secretary
Robert Wilke