Sunday, December 31, 2006

Fearguth will be offline from now until January 8,
so that he can give undivided attention to
the music on his Jam Cruise.
This is a Slinky. When your inner child takes over,
you know what to do.
In the final chapter of the thrill-packed serial, Commando
SNAFU, Sky Marshall of FUBAR, George Bush is unmasked
as the hero responsible for giving the wrong finger to Iraq.
According to the warbloggers, the 3,000th American soldier to
drown in the Iraq quagmire went down with a smile on his face.
What does the inscription say?
'Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
and wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
tell that its sculptor well those passions read'.
Sounds like Ozymandias, but no, it's Saddam
Hussein, just the latest of America's 'useful
dictators' whose usefulness ran out.
After spending ten days in Iraq, Senator Lieberman returned
to the United States to lead a parade of the Killer Klowns from
Outer Space.
Some days, there's simply more bull coming at you
than you can possibly handle.
Hockey Fan Claims to Be Victim of Attack by
Hezbollah Terrorist Recruited by North Korea,
Trained in Syria, and Funded by Iran
"When you get to Paradise, Saddam, be sure to send
me a postcard. You have my new address, don't you?"
Official Seal of Approval for Chinese Year of the Pig
"Johnny, tell your buddies they'll have to wipe those
muddy feet before they can set foot in the house."
The old woman could hardly wait for the arrival of 2007,
which she expected to be her most homeless year ever.