Saturday, October 05, 2013

Chuck Grassley Sinking Beneath a
Wave of His Own Bullshit
Chicken Nuggets, like Pink Slime,
have joined the Mystery Meat Club.

Friday, October 04, 2013

Representative Renee Ellmers (R-NC) 
Needed Her Paycheck During the 
Government Shutdown Before She
Didn't Need It
Boehner's Testicle-Eating Fish Starves
World's Worst Yoobs #140
Beth Reinhard
Warm Scuzzies #430
Dr. Perrin Dobyns

Thursday, October 03, 2013

"It's pronounced 'Noi-ga-bower'.  It's German for 
'Just Another Texas Asshole'."
The Deep-Fried Cuban Roll at the State Fair of Texas
is certified to be 100% Rafael Cruz-free.
The Apotheosis of a Self-Righteous Orwellian Zebra Queef
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #25
ACT! for America - Memphis
Spook Spooked

Cruz Crazed
The government shutdown is forcing Arkansas kids to kill 
squirrels and cook them in popcorn poppers, like Mike 
Huckabee did when he needed nutritional assistance.

Wednesday, October 02, 2013

John Boehner Serenades Ted Cruz
"Pull the string and I'll wink at you,
I'm your puppet.
I'll do funny things if you want me to, 
I'm your puppet.
Pull them little strings and I'll turn you some flips, 
I'm your puppet.
Your every wish is my command,
All you got to do is wiggle your little hand,
I'm your puppet."
It's rumored that Bill O'Reilly's next book will 
focus on the pre-Socratic philosophers, with 
particular emphasis on the Eleatic School.
Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #141
Rand Paul Review
House Republican 'Vindicated in the End'

Tuesday, October 01, 2013

Dean Chambers Sez:  "Barack is gay and I'm a eunuch."
[Unskewing polls must be tough on the testicles.]
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #522
Rick Joyner
Mars Rover Anaesthetized by Government Shutdown
King Shit of Fuck Mountain
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #86
Death Warmed Over 2:  Rise of the Levinite Republic
Official Face of the Government Shutdown
Official Popcorn of the NSA
American Empire #56
GOP Exceptionalism

Monday, September 30, 2013

Pope John Paul II Gets Cannonized
Congressman John Culberson (R-TX) Consults Anal
Oracle for a Foretaste of Teahadist Paradise
Is this what Jehovah had in mind when He created man?
NeoSlavers Raise Giant Confederate Battle Flag
Near Capital of Virginia

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Hitler's Ghost Scares NRA Lobbyist Off
NBC Sports Network
Dallas County sheriff's deputies will soon be executing
warrants in their very own Mine Resistant Ambush
Protected (MRAP) Armored Personnel Carrier, a vehicle
designed to withstand “ballistic arms fire, mine fields, 
IEDs, and Nuclear, Biological and Chemical 
environments.”  Zombie Apocalypse?  Bring it on!
Here's an idea:  tie Alan Simpson's and Lynne Cheney's tails
together and lock them in a dark room.  Sounds like fun!
This Republican looks like he could use a furlough.