Saturday, June 08, 2019

As a young man, Richard Nixon was encouraged to
get on the stick.  And so he did.
"Hey, kids, what time is it?"
Refugee from Barbra Streisand's Beauty Salon Period 
Refuses to "Suck It Up and Support It"
Now that the shoe is on the other foot, the Trump/Hannity
Axis of Four-Flushers is not liking it even a little bit.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest of them all?"
The Loneliness of the Solitary Duffer
Just goes to show you'd better pick up the tempo.
"Mexico would fold like an umbrella."

Friday, June 07, 2019

Fig Leaf Courtesy of William Barr
When it comes to Mark Zuckerberg, Peggy Noonan
is at least half-lit.
Trump Doing His Baron Werner Ünderbheit
As you can see, Trump is not transparent but John Bolton
is thought to be invisible.
'Irish homeowners warned after figures show 
nearly 40% rise in cockroach infestation
this year'
The thought of putting a woman in jail for
exercising her consitutional right to have
an abortion really gives Micah Cavanaugh
and Ron Wright the jollies.
People say, "They are dismantling the sleeping middle 
class. More and more people are becoming poor. We are 
their cattle. We are being bred for slavery."

Thursday, June 06, 2019

When asked, "Should women who have
abortions go to jail?" Ron Wright (R-TX)
replied, "Absolutely!"  How's that for
star-spangled banter!
Warm Scuzzies #875
Mark Stevens
At 93, the British soldier's memory was still intact.
James Panero Compares Tucker Carlson's Penis Size in 
Terms of the Imperial System Vs. the Metric System
"Who knows what evil lurks in the
heart of Mitch?  The Shadow knows.
What's the penalty for disgracing yourself, your 
office, and your state in the eyes of the entire nation?  
A promotion into the governor's office as deputy
 director at a salary of $205,000 a year.
Mike Huckabee, the Human Faceplant
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #188
Melania Vs. The Flying Saucers
Oxymorons for Our Time #201
Reform, Alabama
The first casualty of Trump's quest for fame, riches, 
and power was truth. Unlike Harvey Hunnicut, the
 used-car salesman in the Twilight Zone episode, 'The
 Whole Truth', who was doomed to always tell the truth, 
Trump has obviously been doomed to always lie. He
 couldn't tell the truth even if he wanted to.

Wednesday, June 05, 2019

You'll know when you're approaching
the U. S. border with Mexico when
you begin to feel beach sand between
your toes and aromatic sea air in
your nose.
The main difference between these two is one has
hair on the top of his head and the other has hair
on the bottom.
One of these is a Dickhead, the other is a Queen.
Help Me Ronna
Help, Help Me Ronna
Mnuchin the Moocher
Greg Abbott needed something to do after
the Jade Helm 15 Conspiracy fizzled.
What Trump's children didn't know was that
their hosts at Buckingham Palace were the
hired help, wearing Royal Family masks.
Trump Puts on Bowler Hat, Starts Talking Like a Drunk
 Winston Churchill

Tuesday, June 04, 2019

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #153
Mike Hill
"Bring on the line."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #152
Mark Chambers
Which butler wore it better?
The poster boy for far-right whites is easily confused with
the South African leader responsible for sentencing Nelson
Mandela to life in prison.
Potty Justice
London Protests Hidden from Trump Like
the USS John McCain in Japan
Potty-Mouth Toilet Tweeter Shows Up in London
Where's your mouth been, Mr Barr?
Adventures in Aestheticism #192

Monday, June 03, 2019

Trump Does His 'Sleepy Joe' Biden
Impression During the Queen's
State Banquet Address
British-American relations suffered a
setback today when Trump was mistaken
for a butler at Buckingham Palace.
George Nader was convicted 28 years ago of
transporting child pornography, but somehow
ended up on Trump's transition team. This is
the intermediary who arranged a meeting 
between Erik Prince and a Russian in the
A mosaic unearthed at the ancient Roman city of Pompeii
only looks like Wilbur Ross.  He's old, but not THAT old.
On National Pray for Trump Day, Ivanka 
gets cheesed.
Not Quite the Supreme Sacrifice,
But Close
Jared Kushner Gets 
Stuck in a Rut,
Stuck in a Rut,
Stuck in a Rut