Using a transurethral probe, federal investigators reportedly

 have found more undisclosed gifts stashed in Governor 

Bob McDonnell's enlarged prostate.

Glum and Abner

Tony Scalia Says Supreme Court's Gay Marriage

Decision Is 'Jaw-Dropping'

"Ya know, Bert, Clarence Thomas is 

just Tony Scalia's sockpuppet."

"I’m sad that Wendy Davis does not understand that 

every life is precious, so long as it stays in the womb."

Never Good, Often Bad, and Always Ugly

"Governor McDonnell, what time is it?"

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds

that it might tend to incriminate me."

Rude Rhymes #63

Dick Sherry

Rick Perry

James Holmes to Be Screwed to Floor in Court

Scientists Clone Rick Perry with One Drop of Bile

Warm Scuzzies #404

Braulio Castillo

Sam Alito Doing His Justice Taney Impression

Flag Desecration #66

"The only thing I hate more than Lunchables is

Nick Gillespie."

Louie Gohmert is a good example of what happens when 

a mother is forced to carry a brain-dead fetus to term.

Some people say this is the top of Mark Levin's bald head.  

Other people say it's the landing strip for ideas which he

receives from Outer Space.

"What Edward Snowden has revealed has caused 

irreversible and significant damage to me and all 

my allies who live in the dark and get a nut spying

on everybody else.” 

"You know, Dick, it boggles my mind how much misery

we will be able to inflict on the world over the next forty 

or fifty years.  Immortality!  What a concept!"

When he dies, Dick Cheney will not be cremated.  That's

because he's fireproof, made of pure asbestos.  

Antonin Scalia Demoted from Godfather

to Capo in Lou Costello Crime Family

Emperor Tiberius

Emperor Cruz

"Don't try to play me, homies!"

President Obama is happy that the Supreme Court has 

made it easier for the NSA to keep its eyes and ears

on more same-sex couples. 

Opponents of Same-Sex Marriage Now Begging and

Pleading for Political Asylum in Russia

Now that marriage is no longer defended by the federal 

government, Bryan Fischer may now be tempted

to divorce his wife and enter into a polygamous 

relationship with a whole host of gay, incestuous, 

and bestial men.  Such is the fruit of tyranny!

"Honey, your pet Hoverfly has been accessing your

stash again."

Fat Tony Elected to DC Hall of Tone-Deaf Ragers

Texas Celebrates Unconstitutionality of DOMA by 

Executing 500th Prison Inmate Since 1976

The Paula Deen Memorial Taco

"What does Texas do to ugly women?"

"It turns them into Republicans and

elects them to the Texas Legislature."

"What are all those people doing?"

"Can't you tell from just looking?

They're waiting in line outside

 Paula Deen's Savannah Kitchen."

Welcome to Greg's Abbottoir: 

Where Civil Rights Go to Die

If you're not a White Conservative

Republican, Texas Attorney-General 

Greg Abbott would prefer that you 

not vote.  But, if you ignore his 

preference and insist on voting

anyway, he will need to see your 

Voter ID.  Now, don't you start

comparing the Voter ID to the

Poll Tax, because that would

hurt Greg's feelings.

Governor Bob McDonnell (R-VA) has given political

whores a bad name by his willingness to barter the 

power of his office for a Rolex watch.  That's so

cheap!

Rude Rhymes #62

Bloated Mosquito

Sammy Alito

Contrary to what you've always believed about the 

reflectivity of white surfaces, a new study claims 

that you're 12% hotter in a plain white t-shirt.

The Politico Illustrated #31

"The Politico's role in the DC ecosystem"

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #27

Andrew Ross Sorkin

Don West learns the hard way that what the world needs

now is new and improved knock-knock jokes.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #506

Jodie Laubenberg

"The only human being who keeps me from

becoming a misanthrope is Dick Cheney.

He always restores my faith in humanity!"

"Not to worry, Michelle, these are only

crow's feet that frame our eyes---not

raven's feet, vulture's feet, or 

condor's feet."

MSNBC Institutes 7-Second Delay After Chuck Todd's Neck 

Kept Getting Fatter, Without Warning, Than His Head

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #141

Defecated Eschatology

While the revolution may or may not be televised, the end 

of the world will, without a doubt, be photographed.

Just as he did at the Bush Library dedication, former

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi will be sleeping

 through his seven years in prison.

"Which way to Mississippi?  I

understand the legislature just

passed an open-carry law down

there."