Saturday, October 06, 2012

"You're in the line to Romney's abattoir, Big Bird, 
his abattoir!"
World's Worst Yoobs #125
Sally Quinn
Whitebread Cat Said to Be Big Leave It to Beaver Fan
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #428
Charlie Fuqua
Magical Depressionism #32
Starbucks Pumpkin Latte Shortage Threatens 
Nation's Fragile Psychic Equilibrium

Friday, October 05, 2012

Recently, Screwyworms have been found again in the United 
States despite the on-going control programs to keep them 
far away on the Crazy Planet.
Jack Welch liked to play 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'
 with himself.
World's Worst Yobs #267
Noah Rothman
“The death penalty? Give me a break. It’s easy. Abortion? 
Absolutely easy. Nobody ever thought the Constitution 
prevented restrictions on abortion. Homosexual sodomy? 
Come on.  For 200 years, it was criminal in every state.  
Scott Brown?  A model United States Senator!” 
Romney First Presidential Candidate in History 
to Perfect Triple Backflip with Full Twist
"They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #427
Conn Carroll
Are you one of those Democrats who lied about
 getting a job this past month, just to force the 
unemployment rate down to 7.8% and make 
Obama look good?

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Last Night's Debate

The Winner

The Loser

The No-Show
Billboard Seen Along I-44 in Missouri

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Bristol Palin says her mom is 'way hotter'
than Julianne Moore.  How would she, a 
daughter, know that about her mother?
And even if she knew it, why would she 
say it? 
Sewer-Gas Huffer Bashes Throne-Sniffing Media
 for Dismissing Obama Vid as Five-Year-Old News
Jingos:  Official Snack Food of the 
2012 Romney/Ryan Campaign
Q:  "Would a man who looks like this sexually 
abuse underage girls?"
A:  "Why must you always ask such
superfluous questions?"
What You Need to Know about Tonight's Debate
Romney Campaign Reportedly Organizing
'Baby Seamus Kamikaze Squadron'
Singing Toothbrush
Recalled Following
Reports of Unsolicited
Buccal Cavity Spewing
Warm Scuzzies #330
Josh Mandel

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

David Gregory and Ralph Reed Playing
'We Don't Know Jack!'
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #426
Brad Staats
Chipotle's N00b Forgets to Wear Uniform on His
First Day on the Job
In a last-ditch attempt to propitiate the angry Elohim, the 
Romneyites enacted the ritual of child sacrifice. 
Even when explaining what a 'cliff' was, Ross Perot
always used a chart.
"It says right here, Congressman, that gnomes will 
steal your underpants on October 2, 2012."
"What's Romney going to do with all those Zingers?"
"He's going to use them in his debate with Obama."

Monday, October 01, 2012

"Who on Earth is that?"
"Oh, he's just a lobbyist for the
Massachusetts Lobstermen's 
Governor Christie Explaining the Third Reason We
Shouldn't Worry about a Global Bacon Shortage

Sunday, September 30, 2012

World's Worst Yobs #266
Frank Bruni
Dorks, Dweebs, and Doofuses #17
Tim Cook

Advanced Degree in Mathematics Said to Be
 Helpful in Understanding Paul Ryan's Tax Plan