Saturday, October 22, 2011

Faced with the prospect of meeting the unfiltered public at the
University of Pennsylvania, bravely bold Eric Cantor ran away.
Michele Bachmann Adopts New Staffless, Prayer-Centered
Strategy in New Hampshire GOP Primary
What Republican Racists in Alabama Look Like
Republicans Salivating for Marco Rubio
to Join the Ticket in 2012

Friday, October 21, 2011

Nation Wondering How 23 Flavors Can
Fit Inside 10 Calories
Michele Bachmann knew something was up when all of her
 associates began talking about her presidential candidacy
in the past tense.
Obama Administration Announces Withdrawal of All
U.S. Forces from Iraq, Except for Lindsey Graham
Imagine a mad Iowan and you've imagined Steve King.
Slaves of Social Security Begging to Be Freed from Immoral
and Oppressive Retirement Program
Man Realizes Lifetime Dream of Visiting Chicago's Field
Museum, Home of 'America's Best Restroom'
Texas Man Charged with Rarely-Committed Crime: 
Assault with a Deadly Frozen Armadillo

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #59
Land of the Dead 2:  Gaddafi Takes Command
It's About Time
Amy Kremer, Chair of Tea Party Express, Associated with
Litigation Aimed  at Dumping Tea Party Patriots
into Boston Harbor

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

You can almost hear the whinny.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #340
Melissa Brookstone
Warm Scuzzies #229
Doug Schoen
Granted, a butterfly's life is relatively short, but think
of it as a human life with all the boring parts taken out.
"Obama put us in Libya and now he's putting us
 into Africa. Before you know it, he'll be putting
 us into Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan."
For someone who disapproves of gays and opposes gay rights,
Michele Bachmann sure cried 'Anderson, Anderson, Anderson!'
a lot in last night's debate.
Two-Minute Haters #22
Jonah Goldberg

Cheap Hawk
"Romney's taken the gloves off, I'm telling you, he's taken
the gloves off!"
Unemployed Masochists Loudly Cheer Herman Cain's
'Blame the Jobless' Line at GOP Debate
Deficit Panel Floundering
The Protest Sign That Gave Wall Street
the Panjandrum Shudders
NYPD Strips Tony Baloney of 10 Vacay Days, Thereby Giving
Him Extra Time to Pepper Spray OWS Demonstrators

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Representative Joe Walsh (R-IL) didn't keep up
payments on his condo, so it was foreclosed.  He
 failed to pay his auto insurance bill, so his license
was suspended.  And he didn't pay his dental bill
on time, so his dentist wired his mouth open.
Warm Scuzzies #228
Randy Bernard
Goldman Sachs Loses $428 Million in Third Quarter, 
But Still Can't Lose Lloyd Blankfein
Already she could see Ed Rollins' Legion of Dead Pixies, like
ghosts in the darkness, stretching as far as her eyes could see.
Q: How can you tell when Herman Cain
is joking and when he isn't?
A: You can't, because even he can't.
Herman Cain Says His Deadly Fence Plan Was
"A Joke Joe Arpaio Apparently Didn't Catch"
When you hear that a 'protest turns violent', that simply
means that the protesters start acting like the police.
Warm Scuzzies #227
Johnny Cardona
Remember Jethro Q. Walrustitty, a leader in Great
Britain's Silly Party?  Well, Herman Cain is his
counterpart in the United States.

Monday, October 17, 2011

First, Republican Randy Hopper's wife signed the 
Wisconsin recall petition.  Second,  he lost in the
recall election.  Third, he was arrested for DUI
in the company of his girlfriend.  Fourth, he is
thought to be giving serious consideration to
running for president on the Rum, Romanism,
and Rebellion ticket.
Levi Miller and Johnny Mullet Evicted from 'Amish Paradise'
One Month In, Protests Yet to Topple Capitalism or
Cure Cancer
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #111
Trevor Loudon

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Like the Roach Motel, when you check in to
the Bates Motel, you don't check out.
OK, admit it:  you've probably already forgotten
all about Nadya Suleman's 'New Bikini Body!'
But, not to worry:  that's just a 'sin of omission',
not nearly as bad as a 'sin of commission'.
"Congratulations, sir!  Not only have you exceeded every
qualification spelled out on your application to be a Hedge
Fund Manager on Wall Street, but your hands are just hairy
enough to assure your admission to Cipriani Wall Street®."
Michele Bachmann tells us that Ronald Reagan is "one of
 my great economists that I admire", unlike John Maynard
Keynes, "one of my great presidents that I don't admire."
"Hi, I'm from the 5th Dimension.  We
 were popular in the 1960s."
She had shaken everything she had---her body, her mind,
her soul, her spirit---and then she discovered Shakeweight.
Were it not for the wooden stake in his heart, Count Dracula
would, like Governor Rick Perry of Texas, just try to get
up every night and do his job.
"This is my gun. It makes me feel invincible.  And then
a guy with a bigger gun comes along."
When Walking in Style Is No Longer an Option, But
Riding in Style Still Is