Saturday, November 14, 2009

"Every time I watch The Necro Files, something comes over
me and I get this overpowering urge to reach in with my bare
hand and rip somebody's guts out!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #108
Donald Manzullo
Shades of Milli Vanilli and Britney Spears! Joe
'You Lie' Wilson Caught Lip-Synching Song
Sung by Genentech
Another rightist had fainted dead away at the mere sound
of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's terrifying name.
John Thune, BoBo's Beau
"Is that scary Khalid Sheikh Mohammed still on the teevee?"
"No, he's off now, so you can come out from under
the bed, Governor Perry."

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #63

Friday, November 13, 2009

Did Glenn Beck rape AND murder a computer science
student who kicked his butt in court in 2009? Or did
he just rape him?
'Irish Priest Kidnapped in Philippines
Released by MILF'
"In my humble opinion, Oprah is milking Palin
for all she's worth."
Tea Party Express Collides Head-on
with Tea Party Patriots
Warm Scuzzies #38
Michael McCallister
"Behold some of the finest horseshit in Washington,
gentlemen. This is truly choice quality stuff."
A word of advice: don't even try to fool her once,
much less twice.
"Hey, you mullethead, I said turn RIGHT on Vallejo!"
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #62
Nation Mourns the Departure of Lou Dobbs
from CNN; "I Am the Victim of Absolutely
Insidious and Sordid Attacks," He Says
World's Worst Yobs #143
Peter Beinart

Thursday, November 12, 2009

World's Worst Yoobs #58
Caroline Glick
The Unexpurgated Bible #28
Then the Moonie said, "Bring me a sword." So they brought
a sword before the Moonie. And the Moonie said, "Divide
John Solomon in two, and give half to the Associated Press,
the other half to the Washington Post.
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #21
Reverend Bob Thinks Brother Lou
May Run for President in 2012
Colorado Balloon Boy Parents Plead Guilty;
Balloon Pleads 'No Contest' to Misdemeanor
Charge of Impersonating a Flying Saucer
Capitalizing on her string of successes as National
Security Adviser and Secretary of State in the Bush
Administration, Condoleezza Rice is forming a
strategic consulting firm to help U. S. companies
in key emerging markets, such as Vatican City,
Monaco, Andorra, and Liechtenstein.
Oxymorons for Our Time #10
Liberal Hawk
Warm Scuzzies #37
Peter Galbraith
Lou Dobbs Threatening to "Engage in
Constructive Problem-Solving"
"Do you have any idea, Brian, how much money you could
raise for the National Organization for Marriage by
marketing her tape as 'Carrie Prejean's Power Zone'?"
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #61
David Koch, Teabagger Extraordinaire
It was November 12, and 'traditional Americans'
continued to lose their nation.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Vaya Con Diablo, Señor Dobbs!
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #107
David Schultheis
Representative Peter Hoekstra Showing That
He Doesn't Have Loose Lips
Warm Scuzzies #36
Robert Benmosche
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #33
Donald Rumsfeld and Charmaine Yoest
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #60
Vatican Scientists Study Possibility of
Alien Life in Right Blogosphere
Legal Complaint Filed Against
New York Post Rated X
Planning to take a Veterans Day motorcycle tour? Well,
keep in mind that too many ducks may spoil your ride.
Have you seen the Bill Gates National Monument?
It was outsourced to Spain.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Limbaugh Out-Jobs Job, Blames Obama for
Pilonidal Cysts
Afghanistan: Graveyard of Empires, Empire of Graveyards
Michigan Congressman Demonstrating the 'Stupak Method'
for Performing Back-Yard Abortions
“It was me by myself. There was no one else with me.
I was not having sex. I was just spanking the monkey.”
"Step aside, sister! That's one of my balls!"
People's Republicans of China, the 'Don't Say Squat' Party
Ayee, no 'Curvas Peligrosas'!