Saturday, January 26, 2013

Religious Right Abuzz over President Obama's Fly
Having shit for brains isn't a requirement for 
election to the Mississippi House of Representa-
tives, but it has surely worked to the advantage
of Republican Gary Chism.
"I call the bill I've introduced the 'Jefferson Davis 
Memorial Nullification Act', since the first civil 
war didn't turn out exactly as our forefathers 
here in Mississippi had hoped."
Tina Turner Dumping US Citizenship for Bartertown
If the Stupid Party needs a face,
Bobby Jindal has it.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #463
Kirill Bartashevitch
Mitt Romney Sez:  “We lost, but I’m not going away.  
I will continue to help.”
[Should the GOP take this threat seriously?]
Fox News Sez: “Althought we won't be renewing her 
contract, we have thoroughly enjoyed our associ-
ation with Governor Palin.  We wish her the best in 
her future grifting endeavors."
[First came Game Change.  Now comes Game Over.
As stars go, Sarah has transitioned from Red Giant 
to White Dwarf.]

Friday, January 25, 2013

Warm Scuzzies #363
Judge David Sentelle
Sure, it's long and hard, bnt would everyone please
keep their hands off David Mamet's gun?
“It’s time for a new Republican Party that talks like 
adults, goddammit!  I mean, fuckashitpiss!"
McCain Accuses Media of Adoring Hillary Clinton
More Than Him
Oh, how it must smart to be a Republican
and to be told by Bobby Jindal that you
belong to the Stupid Party!
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #462
Jeffrey Smith
This is a modern sporting rifle.  It was designed for those
who wish to hunt humans in the most effective and 
efficient way possible.
Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #133
"Why is Harry Reid smiling?"
"Because Democrats still haven't discovered
he's actually a GOP mole."
Republicans Ransacking History Books Trying to 
Find Villains to Compare to Barack Obama Who 
Were Worse than Hitler and Stalin; Vlad the 
Impaler, Attila the Hun, Ivan the Terrible, and 
Caligula Reportedly Being Actively Considered
Afghanistan Raises Bag Limit on Suicide Bombers 
to Three a Day
Jeb Bush Denies Rumor That He Has Become
Fat and Lumpy
When the day comes when everyone---everywhere---all 
the time---is packing heat, will we all not have become 
cops and soldiers?
Not since Hateballs had audiences been 
so filled with loathing and revulsion.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Rich Lowry Sez:  "Obama settled once and for all the
 debate over his place on the political spectrum and 
his political designs. He’s an unabashed liberal 
determined to shift our politics and our country 
irrevocably to the left."
[Do you suppose the 65,899,660 Americans
who voted for Obama know this?]
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #461
Kendell Kroeker
Why are Harry and Mitch smiling?

They are trying to distract you, so you won't
see what's on their feet.
The only thing going for Reince Priebus is his white
skin.  And with every tick of the demographic clock, 
that is becoming less and less of an advantage.
"Sorry, Madame Secretary, but Senator Johnson
wants his balls back."
"Filibuster reform?  That's a clown idea, bro!"
Oxymorons for Our Time #145
Filibuster Reform
One is made to wonder what God had in mind when
he designed the head of the mosquito.
Boehner, Ryan Pledge to Balance the Budget 
and Build a Moonbase in Ten Years
The Beautiful Jennifer Rubin Who Doesn't
Work for the Washington Post

The Ugly Jennifer Rubin Who Does
On December 14, 2012, twenty-eight Americans died
from gunshot wounds in Newtown, Connecticut, 
and the nation was shocked.  On January 19, 2013, 
thirty Americans died from gunshot wounds, 
and the nation was too busy tsk-tsking about 
Manti T'eo to notice.
Fontana Unified School District Can't Afford $14,000
 for School Guidance Counselors, But Can Afford 
$14,000 for Colt LE6940 Semiautomatic Rifles
Mickey Kaus believes Fox News has gone all soft and 
squishy on immigration and is calling for a 'new Fox',
 a network to represent the perspective of xenophobes, 
bigots, chauvinists, jingoes, and other goatfuckers
like himself.
Have you ever wondered what's underneath Dr. Keith
Ablow's bald pate?

It's hard to say exactly, but whatever it is, it's 
definitely Rube Goldbergesque.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Speaker Boehner Accuses the Obama Administration
of Wanting to Annihilate the Republican Party and
Shove It into the Dustbin of Sideshow History
Sign of the Times #42
It had become increasingly obvious that the average age
 of white male Tea Party members had risen.
Snoop Dogg

Snoop Lion
Colbert Exposes Sinister GOP Demographic Plot for 
Latino Women to Give Birth to Old White Men
"Yes, madam, I understand why you think you need an 
AR-15 for self-defense.  All I was I saying is you are
going to need a bigger purse."
President Hammered by Critics for Bowing 
to White House Empress
FLOTUS Gives Speaker Stinkeye for Trying to Bum a Fag
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #77
Fat and Furious: the Pasteurization of Ailes
Ted Nugent Sez:  "I'm part of a very great 
experiment in self-government where we 
the people determine our own pursuit of 
happiness and our own individual freedom 
and liberty not to be confused with the Barack 
Obama gang who believes in we the sheeple
 and actually is attempting to re-implement
 the tyranny of King George that we esc-
aped from in 1776. And if you want another 
Concord Bridge, I got some buddies."
[Ted claimed to have avoided the Vietnam War
 draft by stopping all physical hygiene, ingesting 
nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi, and 
shitting his pants for days prior to his physical.]
Honey Boo Boo

Star-Spangled Boo Boo