Ted Nugent Sez: "I'm part of a very great
experiment in self-government where we
the people determine our own pursuit of
happiness and our own individual freedom
and liberty not to be confused with the Barack
Obama gang who believes in we the sheeple
and actually is attempting to re-implement
the tyranny of King George that we esc-
aped from in 1776. And if you want another
Concord Bridge, I got some buddies."
[Ted claimed to have avoided the Vietnam War
draft by stopping all physical hygiene, ingesting
nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi, and
shitting his pants for days prior to his physical.]