Saturday, August 29, 2015

Alien Erupts Just in Time to Join Trump's Dream Team
"Don't tread on me!"
Warm Scuzzies #585
William Bradford
Glenn Beck Sez:  "Every single one of us 
should read Ezekiel."
Turd Smoking a Turd

Friday, August 28, 2015

Sarah Palin Gears Up for Big ESPN Hunting Safari
Miley Cyrus Self-Identifies as a
'California-Style, Deep-Dish Pansexual'
"Since you have said the Bible is your favorite book, what
is your interpretation of Luke 6:24, where Jesus says,
'Woe unto you who are rich'?"
"I don't want to get into verses, I don't want to get into—
the Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into 
Although you can't see it, Marco Rubio has his hand in
one of Norman Braman's deep pockets.
"What is your name, please?"
"Joe Cruz and Ted McCarthy.  I'm schizo, you see."
World's Worst Jobs #137
Bangladeshi Gravel Crushers

Thursday, August 27, 2015

"I should have used Preparation H®."
Having gone through three lawyers in three months, 
people began to suspect Ken Paxton had joined the 
Attorney-of-the-Month Club.
Warm Scuzzies #584
Kim Davis
Donald Trump isn't running for President as much as he
is running for Insulter-in-Chief.
Niall Ferguson has written a new
fable, Henry Kissinger's New Clothes.
"Look!  Up in the sky!  It's a bird!  It's a plane!
It's Mothra!  It's the Twin Jet Nebula!"
How to Recognize Different Kinds 
of Pond Scum
No. 1: 'The Zimmerman Dinoflagellate'
Warm Scuzzies #583
Stephen Ruth

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Warm Scuzzies #582
John E. Sununu
Donald Trump Sez:  "Excuse me, sit down. You weren't
 called. Sit down. SIT DOWN!! You haven't been called!"
By making Sam Clovis his new national co-chairman and
policy adviser, Donald Trump demonstrated once again
his commitment to minority outreach and 'Big Tent 
Vicious Cycle
Attention Ohio 'Illegals'
Sheriff Fu Manchu is watching you!
Duke freshman Brian Grasso says that were
he to read Fun Home: a Family Tragicomic,
he would have to gouge out both of his
eyes and throw them away.
"Go back to Univision, Jorge, or my man from the
 Bullethead Gestapo will kneecap you!"

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Ann Coulter and Megyn Kelly Settling Dispute over 
Donald Trump's Crude and Irresponsible Attacks
on Professional Journalism
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach!
"Donald Trump, leave Megyn alone!"
Kelly-Trump-Ailes: Three Peas in a Pod
The Pouter Pigeon, Official Bird of the Trump Campaign
The Child Is Father to the Man
Donald Trump, a Man So Charismatic He Had Them
Prophesying and Speaking in Tongues
Child Finds Loaded Gun, Empty Heads
in North Carolina Church
Trumpite and His Flaming Jizz Thrower
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #119
The Guy in the White Fucking Hat
White Supremacist Craig Paul Cobb Endeavoring to
Establish Church of Trumpology in Antler, North Dakota
"When I use the phrase, 'anchor babies', I'm
not referring to Latinos as much as I am
Asian-Americans, like Piyush Jindal."
Adding insult to injury, Frazier Glenn Cross is not only
a white supremacist, anti-Semite, and murderer; 
he's also butt ugly.

Monday, August 24, 2015


Truckster, 1983

Trumpster, 2015
Lest he be blinded by his own whiteness, Rush Limbaugh
 has to shade his eyes.
Warm Scuzzies #581
Sam Rader
Anchor Baby Grows Up to Be
Anchor Governor
Old Men with Guns #27
Kevin Daigle

Sunday, August 23, 2015

"I know how Billy Graham felt. I take the
Bible all the way."
Ben Carson Alerts America to the 
Security Risk Posed by the 
Rio Grande Cave People
"I can see that brushing your baby's face with Colgate® 
Optic White three times a day really works."
"Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, yes suh!"
"I'll be honest with you.  Even I think The Donald's face 
reminds me of a festering gob."