Saturday, July 23, 2016

Republicans are the subversives Joe McCarthy
warned us about.
The Tetrarchy of Orange Julius Caesar
"So while you're patting the top of your head with your
left hand, try rubbing your belly with your right hand at
the same time.  Bet you can't do it!"
If Donald Trump Were an Alpaca
Melania Trump Dreams of the Day
Donald Makes Her $100,000 Dior 
Wedding Dress with a 13-Foot Train 
Great Again
“Nobody knows the system better than me, 
which is why I alone can fix it.”
And luckily for the U.S., Elizabeth Warren is from the
region called 'Massachusetts'.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #141
Barron Trump Suffers Through Longest Acceptance
Speech of All Time
"End Times? Apocalypse? Armageddon? Nuclear Holocaust?

Friday, July 22, 2016

"Trump's so fly
He makes me high."
"I am your voice. I will be your champion. I will restore law 
and order to our country. Believe me! Believe me!"
From: Donald Trump
To:  George Harrison

"I Can Has All Cheezburgers and Your Songs
for Free!"
Jason Rapert (R-AR) Comes Down Off the Mountain to
Read the Riot Act to Cruz Supporter at RNC
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #185
William Lind and Donald Trump
'White Supremacist David Duke Announces US Senate Run 
with Praise for Donald Trump'
Original 'Law-and-Order' President Reacts to 
Trump's Acceptance Speech
Whiteworld #35
The eclipse of White hegemony in the U.S. is certain. But 
don't expect Whites to go quietly into that good night.
Cosa Nostradamus
"The only thing I liked better than Trump's acceptance 
speech was watching two 18-wheelers sandwich a Smart 
car on Mythbusters."
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Apocalypse
GOP's Runaway Best Seller!

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Early reports indicate tonight's acceptance 
speech will be dark and dystopian.  
This sounds like a job for Schopenhauer!
Roger Ailes Steps Down
"I hope you've enjoyed this year's Republican National
Convention.  It's really not about reality, you see; it's about 
Reality TV."
Headlines We Like to See #3
'Trump camp blasts 'treacherous' Ted Cruz'
"I've been gulling the rubes for 20 years.  
It's been fun!"
"I see somebody finally built the 'danged fence'.  That
oughta make John McCain happy."
Hey, Donald Trump has a new hat!
Local Republican National Convention Viewers Hospitalized 
for Schadenfreude Overdose
"I may be an SOB, but at least I'm a conscientious SOB."
Remember when President Reagan threw all the insane
 asylum inmates into the streets?  Well, they obviously all
 turned up at the Republican National Convention this year.
Along about then was when the pigeon started building
its nest in Rudy Giuliani's mouth.
Adventures in Lexicology #20
Nazi Salute (/ˈnɑːtsi/ /səˈluːt/), n. A gesture or salute in 
which the right arm is straightened and inclined upward, 
with the hand open and palm down. [Did Laura Ingraham 
give a Nazi Salute at the Republican National Convention?]
We understand Donald Trump has stopped doing his
Meredith McIver impression.
"I'm really enjoying this Keystone Kops movie!"
"That's the Republican National Convention, dear."
Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold
Before last night, who knew Ted Cruz was
a trophy hunter?
"Don't let Lyin' Ted get you down, Daddy. I still love you."
It has long been rumored that Ted Cruz is
 a Democratic mole. Well, his performance
 last night at the RNC must have been 
what Alex Jones calls a 'False Flag 
Saudis Renew Fatwa Against Pokémon, 
Trumpniks Issue Fatwa Against 
Ted Cruz
Despicable Human Being Calls Ted Cruz a
'Despicable Human Being'
"Lock me up!"
Ted Cruz Flashes the Sign of UFIA to the
Republican National Convention

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Milo Yiannopoulos Sez:  "There is a systemic campaign 
against conservative and libertarian points of view on Twitter.”
[Twitter is actually systematically campaigning
against pseudo-gray assholes.]
Moments after he said, "Hillary Clinton should be put 
in the firing line and shot for treason,” Al Baldasaro 
was spat out of the Universe like a watermelon seed.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #84
Lou Holtz
The stink of irony when Trump made his WWE-style 
entrance to the RNC accompanied by Freddie Mercury's
 'We Are the Champions' must have been as a sweet 
savour in the nostrils of the God of Irony.
"Some of you may be wondering which restroom I'm
allowed to use here at the Republican National 
Sean Spicer, GOP Strategist, Proposes Novel 'Twilight
 Sparkle Defense' of Melania Trump's Plagiarism