Monday, January 05, 2015

It's January, it's a New Year, it's time for
Fearguth will be incommunicado until January 12.
"Chris Christie, eat your heart out!"
Chris Christie hugging Jerry Jones is like SARCASM, 
'the crudest and least interesting form of irony.'

Sunday, January 04, 2015

King and Queen of All the Burgers in England Deny
Duke of York Ducked Back in the Alley with
Long Tall Sally
"Nietzsche was right," he thought:  'He who diverges 
from the majority and stands apart has always 
the whole herd against him'."
Given a choice between the mayor and donuts, the New
York City police will choose donuts every time.
Louie Gohmert Declares Candidacy for 
Speaker of the House of Fun
"Look, Mommy, I'm not eating the dog!"