It's January, it's a New Year, it's time for

Jam Cruise!

Fearguth will be incommunicado until January 12.

"Chris Christie, eat your heart out!"

Chris Christie hugging Jerry Jones is like SARCASM, 

'the crudest and least interesting form of irony.'

King and Queen of All the Burgers in England Deny

Duke of York Ducked Back in the Alley with

Long Tall Sally

"Nietzsche was right," he thought:  'He who diverges 

from the majority and stands apart has always 

the whole herd against him'."

Given a choice between the mayor and donuts, the New

York City police will choose donuts every time.

Louie Gohmert Declares Candidacy for 

Speaker of the House of Fun

"Look, Mommy, I'm not eating the dog!"