Saturday, November 12, 2016

Oxymorons for Our Time #182
President Trump
Trump Flashes the Sign of the Double Three-Eared 
Sphincter to President Obama in the White House
Corey Lewandowski Quits CNN, 
Says "Mission Accomplished"
Time to Play
For the next four years, camouflage may come in handy.

Friday, November 11, 2016

The New Kaiser Permanente
Justice League Seeking Political Asylum in Canada
The South Pole of Jupiter is believed to be 100% Trump-free.
"Ataraxia is an untroubled and tranquil condition 
of the soul." 
Thus spake Sextus Empiricus. 
Truth, Justice, and the American Way Self-Destructing

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Jason Chaffetz Sez: "I am here to find the truth
 and make sure that it never happens again.”
[For Jason, that should be easy.]

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

Bullshit 1, Liberty 0
'Look on My works, Ye Mighty, and Despair!'
Something happened to the Statue of Liberty overnight.

Tuesday, November 08, 2016

"Give daddy a little sugar!"
Scott Walker Breaks Wisconsin Record for Number of
Koch Floats Consumed in One Hour
"Face it, Anderson. Without makeup, you look like
Space Ghost."
When Jim Webb Showed That Donald Trump Is Not
the Only 'Short-Fingered Vulgarian'
"Whaddya mean Martin Luther King, Jr. died 
for my sins?"
"You've got a Trump in your ear."
"You've got a Trump in your ear!"
"Sorry, I can't hear you. I've got a Trump in my ear."
Pretty Crumby
Citizen Newt on Election Day
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #675
Frank Pavone
"I'll be damned!  She voted for Crooked Hillary!"
Dank Memes #2
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched 
in the face." --- Mike Tyson
Time to Rigg This Election!
"That Kellyanne Conway, she thinks she's one of us!"
Donald Trump Sez: "Today is our Independence Day."
And Curt Schilling's tweet was so awesome he has
taken it down.  He's such a wuss he can't even grow
 a pair.
Trump wore a disguise to the polls, but he didn't fool anybody. 
Everybody knew he didn't ski.
In the race to the bottom, the Trumpnik discovered
there is no bottom.

Monday, November 07, 2016

Ted Nugent Grabs His Own Pussy at Trump Rally
Dan McLaughlin Sez: "Voting for Trump may
 be wrong, but it’s not crazy."
[In other words, "Love the sinner but hate the sin."]
Donald Trump Eyeing Giuliani for Il Duce
On this, the next-to-last day of the 2016 presidential
election, will Donald Trump finally unleash Sarah
The Politico Illustrated #49
'Ryan warms to Trump ahead of election'
World's Worst Yoobs #175
Salena Zito
"Jonah, I understand you are undergoing treatments that
will keep you from looking more and more like Leon Trotsky."
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #145
Cheech and Chong's Corsican Kiddoes

Sunday, November 06, 2016

'FBI Has Finished Reviewing New Emails, and Hillary
 Clinton Is Cleared. 
 [Jason Chaffetz, Alas, Is Still an Asshole.]
Trump's Aides Have Apparently Taken Pacifier Away 
from Him in Final Days of Campaign
Junior Trump Claims Dad Almost Assassinated by
Loaded Protest Sign
Warm Scuzzies #712
Andy Beal
The Very Last Undecided Voter on Earth
A Choice, Not an Echo