Saturday, November 14, 2015

Liz Cheney Blames King Nebuchadnezzar for
Paris Terror Attack
Cthurkey (Bacon-Wrapped, Octopus-Stuffed Turkey with 
Crab Legs) is a very popular dish in the Mos Eisley Cantina.
Owlsley Stanley
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #641
David Clarke

Friday, November 13, 2015

Republican Party Establishment Sez:
"This looks like a job for
GOP Repairman!"
Sick Yak

Yik Yak

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Rubio Says America Needs Fewer Philosophers, 
More Street Artists Who Pose as Living Statues
If elected President, Donald Trump plans to sell the
White House and take up residence in his Mar-a-Lago 
resort in Palm Beach, Florida.
As you are touring Donald Trump's $100,000,000 penthouse
apartment, keep repeating to yourself, "Wages are too
high, wages are too high!"
"Do you know how long I've been waiting for World War III?
Sixty frigging years, that's how long!"
The GOP Zeitgeist: a Vacuum Inside a Vacuum
"I cannot be bothered with the truth.  It's too tiring."
Donald Trump Leading Deportation Force 
in 'Operation Throwback'
Drudge Manufactures Controversy about His Ridiculous
Lack of Hair
Lying Tapeworm Found Inside Fiorina's Brain
Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts Start Big Cup War of 2015
Vitter in the Shitter
Donald Trump's Christmas Card

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

"After I'm elected President, everyone 
will say 'Merry Christmas'---or else!"
Ben Carson wears many different hats, including
this one.
"People are saying they really missed my sense of
 humor and my passionate voice on foreign policy
 in the GOP debates last night."
"The wages of sin are too high!"
The Most Explosive Moments in the GOP Debate
"Somebody left their Pope-on-a-Rope in
the green room and it wasn't me."

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

"It matters not what someone is born, so long as they 
grow not to be a Kevin Swanson."
Where Ben Carson Gets All His Crazy Ideas
Thermal Scan of Egyptian Pyramid Finds
'Impressive' Anomaly
Hairy Potter Angrily Denies That Albus Dumbledore
Was His Homosexual Mentor
Rupert Murdoch is a faith-based carbon unit. 
Love-based, also.
"You can come out now. Pastor Swanson has flown up
his own fundament."
'Fox’s Stacey Dash Goes Birther Defending Ben Carson'
Starbucks Attempts to Quell Evangelical Furor,
Rolls Out New Line of Holy Trinity Cups
"Any president who doesn't begin every day by stoning a
 homosexual isn't fit to be commander in chief of this nation."

Monday, November 09, 2015

"Hell, yeah, I would kill baby Hitler, but only on the 
condition that his mother has carried him to term!"
"And as I journeyed, I came near Johns Hopkins: 
and suddenly there shined round about me a light 
from Heaven."


Ben Carson is toast.  Pass the word.
"Don't shoot me, I'm only the Mighty Wurlitzer player!"

Sunday, November 08, 2015

What is now mocked and berated by Ben Carson and
his ilk as 'Political Correctness' was once called 
'Common Decency'.
Portrait of Jesus and His 13th Disciple Hanging in
Ben Carson's God Complex in Maryland
Kris Throbach
"Novus ordo seclorum, neener neener neener!"
Pastor Kevin Swanson Takes Cow Dung Bath So
He'll Be Prepared If One of His Sons Turns Gay
 and Invites Him to His Same-Sex Marriage
University of Missouri Football Players Refuse to Play 
Until President Tim Wolfe Removes Vomitous Green Tie
Koch Brothers Said to Be 'Clean Eaters' Whose 
Favorite Food Is 'Green Smoothies' Made from 
Puréed $100 Bills