Saturday, May 04, 2013

Flag Desecration #64
Palin Quotes Shakespeare, Threatens to 
Blow Chewbacca During Lively NRA 
Convention Speech
"She says her boots are made for walking."
American Schutzstaffel #23

Friday, May 03, 2013

"And, in conclusion, thank God for Sansabelts!"
Howie no longer so Wowie Zowie.
Two-Face (1995)

Two-Face (2013)
Jim Porter, the new president of the NRA, is
impossible to stereotype because you can't
stereotype a stereotype.
Would it be fair to say that Bishop Thomas Tobin
is 'intrinsically disordered' and 'objectively nuts'?
Yes, that sounds about right.
Warm Scuzzies #390
Keystone Sporting Arms

Thursday, May 02, 2013

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #494
Stella Tremblay
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #166
Matt Drudge, Tammy Haddad, Howard Kurtz,
Tucker Carlson, Sheri Annis, and 
Barbara Comstock
Did you know that Don Young, Alaska's sole member
of the U. S. House of Representatives, is a wholly-owned 
subsidiary of

 Edison Chouest, headquartered in Cut Off, Louisiana?
Warm Scuzzies #389
Mountain Dew
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #493
Barry West

Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Do you remember Dominque Strauss-Kahn?  No?
Well, he doesn't remember you, either.  Call it
'Amnesiac Equilibrium'.
"Oh, godamighty!  This standard is too high for a Boston
Terrier like me.  I guess I'll have to get used to 
being just another canine mediocrity."
"If I let you touch my junk, TSA buddy, will you let me 
lick your balls?"
How Laughing Cow Cheese Got Its Start
Fearguth's Rules of Order #57
If you see a FreedomWorks panda 
pandering to fans of Andy Panda 
and Woody Woodpecker, just grin
and bear it.
Accidental Release of Nirvano Gas in Colorado's
Laboratory of Democracy Puts Legislators into
State of Suspended Animation
National Review Reports Clown Has Eyes on
Potential Presidential Run in 2016
"May Day!  May Day!  May Day!"

Anchor Babies
Man Blows Life Savings of $2600 on Carnival Game, 
Wins Giant Rastafarian Banana
Contrary to popular belief, Senator
Kelly Ayotte (R-NH) is not being
treated as a pariah just because
she has moral leprosy.

5-Year-Old Kills Sister, 2, With 'My First Rifle'
in Guntucky
Pope Francis Sez:  "Not paying fairly, not giving
 a job because you are only looking at balance 
sheets, only looking at how to make a profit. 
That goes against God!"
[Is that Bill Donohue on the fainting couch?]
I Remember Dubya #60
Dubya had so much leadership
genius he couldn't risk traveling
to Europe for fear of being 
arrested as a war criminal.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #492
Sharon Brown
Chris Broussard Invited to Join 
Westboro Baptist Church
Ted Cruz to Star in Remake of The Jerk
Senator Flake and His 32%-Approval-Rating Smile
Finally, an Aircraft Worthy of the Name, SpaceShip
In the lingo of the sex trade, this position
is referred to as the 'Russian'.
Gitmo:  American Exceptionalism at Work

Monday, April 29, 2013

"Before I introduce myself, take a look at what's 
left of me after the United States liberated Iraq."
The Six Faces of Right-Wing Radio Show Listeners
Assume the tank is an Irresistible Force and the praying
 man is an Immovable Object.  What happens when the
 two collide?  That's correct:  Nothing.
"That's right, folks!  We're gonna have a free 
show right here, come on over for the big free
 show!  Gather around and watch what we're 
gonna do, it's all free and it's starting right 
now!  This is the one you've read about, 
you've heard your neighbors talking 
about, and here it is, all live, right 
here and starting right now!"
Does Jesus still love you, Tim Tebow?
New CEO of Syria, Inc.
Sign of the Times #47
Laughter is obviously the best medicine.
You obviously can't be poor and be Goth
at the same time.
The Unexpurgated Bible #89
"And ye shall own an AK-47, and 
the AK-47 shall make you free."
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #165
Callista Bisek Gingrich, Adam Savader (aka Ellis 
the Elephant), and Newton Leroy Gingrich