Saturday, November 09, 2019

Who knew John Yoo was a satirist?
The Two Sides of Devin Nunes
Coming up with the money for bail is ordinarily no
 laughing matter.  But sometimes it is.
'Republicans want Hunter Biden, whistleblower, 
Percy Dovetonsils to testify in open hearings'
Hamburglar and His Lawyers Huddle to
Plot Impeachment Strategy
Junior Writes a Book
"Keep in mind, Senator Kennedy, when I said, 'It must 
suck for you to be that dumb', I meant no disrespect."
Bloomberg Bumper Sticker Looks Good on a Rolls
Trump Stumps His Impeachment War Council

Friday, November 08, 2019

Reinventing the Velocipede
Donald Trump is an elderly person who is taking 
revenge on the young for his getting old.
Know Your Goobers
Bolton Sends 'Fuck You, I Quit!' Signal to Trump
"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started from this tiny port,
aboard this monstrous ship."
An Ebbing Tide Lowers All Yachts
How to Diagram a Sentence Spoken by
Donald Trump
Adventures in Aestheticism #224
Hail to the Stumblebum-in-Chief!
Trump Running Pantsless Across the White House Lawn 
and Cursing Loudly About the Cafeteria Food

Thursday, November 07, 2019

Three-Eared Sphincter Attacks Trump's Right Eye
What do Lindsey Graham and an ostrich have in common?
Baby Takes Important First Step in Getting to Where 
It Is Going
Mortimer Snerd Spotted at Louisiana Trump Rally
Lindsey Graham Says Trump's Ukraine Policy 
Too Non Compos Mentis for Quid Pro Quo
Would someone tell Kelli Ward Halloween is over and
she can take off that scary mask?
It must suck to be this John Kennedy and not the other one.
Volodymyr Zelensky and Donald Trump Show How 
International Diplomacy Works
John Bolton Running Away from Impeachment Inquiry
Will the Gates of Hell prevail?
The Trump in the Cardigan Sweater
The Eyes of Paula White, Trump's Spiritual Adviser
These are the Communist subversives Joe McCarthy
 warned us about.
Trump Now Claiming New Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream 
Flavor Was His Idea

Wednesday, November 06, 2019

Higher Mathematics Dives Deep in the Bayou State
The Day Rudy Giuliani Began to Suspect His Favorite 
Finger Puppet Was an Agent of the Deep State
World's Worst Yobs #417
Michael Bekesha
The Unhidden Persuader
Dracula Training Includes Dignified Coffin 
Egression Techniques
There Is No Excuse for Pelican Squelching
Look at Donald Trump, Jr. and Calvin's doctrine of 'Total
Hereditary Depravity' starts to make a whole lot of sense.
War on Reality Now In Its Third Year
Ron Paul's Avatar Makes Appearance at Trump Rally
Zoot Froot
Crackers Come to Cheesus
Angel Armies and Their Deep State Enemies
Go Toe-to-Toe in Trump's Washington Hotel

Tuesday, November 05, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #223
Trump Backs a Loser
Like Emma Watson, Donald Trump is Self-Partnered.
OppoSuits Attract
Roger Stone Suffers Food Poisoning After Eating
 an $18 Trump Cthulhu Bowl