Saturday, November 06, 2010

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #243
Warren Chisum
Oxymorons for Our Time #71
Lawrence O'Donnell Socialism
"Peggy Noonan told me to shake hands with
the nincompoop.  So here I am!"
"'Let's call it a draw', you say.  Ha!  You've been watching
too much Monty Python!"

Friday, November 05, 2010

Greedheads Galore #4
Trevor Rees-Jones
Warm Scuzzies #120
Cooks Source
I Remember Dubya #43
Naming Sarah Palin made Dubya think less
of John McCain as a man.  How's that for
downing two drones with one bird!

Thursday, November 04, 2010

World's Worst Yobs #192
James Delingpole
Chinless Mitch Showing How He Eats a Big Mouth Burger
Minnesota Idiot Seeking GOP Blithering Post
Fearguth's Rules of Order #45
As a general rule, it is considered gauche
to talk 'baby talk' to a Sockeye Salmon.
Mayor McCheese Very Disappointed
San Francisco Has Taken the Happy
Out of Happy Meals
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #86
Donald Douglas, Pam Geller, and Robert Stacy McCain
"Although she doesn't realize it at the moment, Bristol will
forget to vote for Joe Miller on November 2.  Well, that's
just what Dancing with the Stars does to some people!"
It's the time of the season and a sign for every occasion.
These white Bubbas need to savor their triumph in the 2010
elections, because their days of political hegemony in the
United States are numbered, regardless of how many guns
they own.
"Now hear this, now hear this!
ABC News humiliated me! 
ABC News damaged me! 
ABC News damaged my brand!"
The original headline had been, 'Berlusconi Flew Call Girls
 to Pot on Private Jet'.  It was later corrected to read,  
'Berlusconi Flew Pot to Call Girls on Private Jet'. 
"We've come to take our government back and, at the
same time, to tell it to just get out of our way. If this sounds
 incoherent to you, you must not be from Kentucky!"

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Napoleon Breitbart, exiled to Digital Elba by ABC News,
has vowed to escape and crush his leftist opponents at
the Second Battle of Waterloo.
I Remember Dubya #42
Although he didn't tell anyone at the time, Dubya was a
'dissenting voice' on going to war with Iraq and thought
about dumping Dick Cheney from the 2004 ticket, running
with Kanye West, instead.
If they had been smarter, Texans wouldn't today be facing a
$25 billion budget shortfall.  Now that they're in the hole,
what are Texans going to do?  They're going to slash
funding for education.  That should make them a whole
lot smarter.
Rude Rhymes #37

Nasty Sty

Evan Bayh
"Best of luck on your book tour, Governor Perry!  It's
definitely the Aggie way to deal with Texas' $25 billion
budget deficit!"
Blue Dog Coalition Cut from 54 to 26 Members,
DC Dog Pound Flooded with Unwanted Animals
"On the one hand, you could say I didn't win.  But, on the
other hand, you could say I lost.  Either way, I'm happy
to say I still have two hands."
She spent $140 million of her own money,
and all she got was a hug. 
"Uh-oh, looks like Rick's cracked the Drug Safe again!"
"Hey, guys, I'm not dead yet!"
There were other winners last night.
"My husband just reminded me that losing
is not nearly as bad as 20 years of
substitute teaching."
Teabagger Strikes Out Looking
"You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something, here's something that
you're never gonna forget, baby
B-B-B-Baby, you know, you know, you know,
you just ain't seen nothin' yet."

Yes, Mr. Speaker, it's a time for tears.
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #85
John Fund, Ken Blackwell, and Dick Armey

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

"Help, Sarah, I've lost my mojo!"
Political analysts are now saying that Linda McMahon
might have won, had she not removed her mask.
Bloody Bloody Andrew Breitbart
World's Worst Yobs #191
John Nolte
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #39
Zombie Bloodbath 3: Rage of the GOP Undead
They're worse than Al-Qaida,
those Bearded Marxist Clams!
Young Voter Already Bored with 2012 Election
Network Cancels 'G-Men vs. Texas Rangers' After
Only Five Episodes
"We called them 'doodlebugs' as kids, but they are, to be a
bit more scientific, antlion larvae that become lacewings
when they grow up."
"God hates oysters, too.  See Leviticus 11:9-12."
"Hey, buddy, it's Election Day, not Halloween!"
"Same difference!"

Monday, November 01, 2010

RoboCopy Sez:  "Drop that phone, Robocaller!
You have 20 seconds to comply!"
Republican cats are fat; Democratic cats are slender.
Would-Be New York Governor Scarier
without Halloween Costume