"So, you're Donald Trump.  Believe it or not, 

this is the first time I've seen you. Must

be my new glasses"

"What do you want, Archie, bottle or can?"

Donald Trump

America's Ace in the Hole

Top-Rated, Equal-Opportunity Poo Flinger on the Internet

New Political Hybrid Further Proof That 

Modern-Day Poultry Descended from Dinosaurs

Grow Your Own Dope: 

Plant a Trump-a-Lump-a-Ding-Dong

Chinless Mitch says Republicans will drop Trump like a

 hot rock if he is the nominee. Of course, only a GOPer 

would pick up a hot rock in the first place.

And you thought the Zombie Apocalypse

only happened in the movies.

All nations have borders, but only weak nations have walls.

Republican Party Mascot Reacts to Latest GOP Debate

LePage Bowling Jacket Endorses Trump

Elephant in the Hood

Trump Campaign Headquarters

Surreality Show's Ratings Soar

Political Whores Kiss and Make Up in the

Red Light District

American Empire #59

As the world's #1 Merchant of Death, the U.S. 'makes 

billions selling weapons to nearly 100 countries'.

The Kraken Sleeps

The Kraken Awakes

The Unexpurgated Bible #129

"For wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth 

to destruction, and many are they that enter in thereby."

Baby Bird Begging to Be Fed by Mama Bird

In the next GOP debate, expect to see a re-enactment of

Preston Brooks caning Charles Sumner on the Senate

floor.

World's Worst Yobs #350

Eliot Cohen

At 69, Donald Trump looked and acted 

young for his age.

Stag Beetles Re-Enacting Last Night's Sumo Match

Between Trump and Rubio

Fifth-Grader Accuses Trump of 

Plagiarizing Some of His Best

Locker-Room Material

Trump Now Outsourcing His Tweets to the

'Poorly Educated'

"Wider, Chris, open wider!"

The Thinking Man's Alternative to Trump/Rubio

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #169

Wheee! This is more fun than playing Whack-a-Mole!

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #129

The Trumpback of Notre Dame

Cruz Stands Athwart the Path to a Bipartisan Flint Water

 Deal, Squawking, "I'm a Very, Very Proud Wacko Bird!"

Cedric Ford was fond of posting pictures of

his assault rifle on Facebook.  He then used

it to shoot 17 Kansans, killing 3.

Trumping the Snark #2

"For if the elephant's trumpet gives an uncertain

 sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?" 

God Still Undecided Whether the Canadian or the

Cuban Should Drop Out of the GOP Presidential

Race

Oxymorons for Our Time #180

Republican Presidential Debate

Trump Receives Most Enthusiastic Endorsement So Far

"So what if I said 6 crude things on the Howard Stern

Show!  To my supporters, that's not a bug; that's a 

feature!"

Election Over!  New Study Shows Muscles Help Men

Be Seen As Leaders

"Soldier, the next time I catch you with your head

 on backwards, you're outta here!"

The Five Wounds of Christ

Two Dunces in Search of a Stool

Tree Shows How to Grow a Pair

Mr. Mammon

"Donald Trump, you inspire us all!"

According to those in the know, there used to be 26 Signs 

of the End Time.  Pat Robertson endorsing Trump is now 

number 27.

It's no wonder nobody likes Ted Cruz, as this Onion 

headline makes clear: 'Scientists Warn All Plant Life 

Dying Within 30-Yard Radius of Ted Cruz Campaign Signs'.

Sign of the Times #66

Mr. Mammon Takes Command

If Trump is elected in November, we will

definitely get the America we deserve.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #128

Billion Dollar Baby