Saturday, February 27, 2016

"So, you're Donald Trump.  Believe it or not, 
this is the first time I've seen you. Must
be my new glasses"
"What do you want, Archie, bottle or can?"
Donald Trump
America's Ace in the Hole
Top-Rated, Equal-Opportunity Poo Flinger on the Internet
New Political Hybrid Further Proof That 
Modern-Day Poultry Descended from Dinosaurs
Grow Your Own Dope: 
Plant a Trump-a-Lump-a-Ding-Dong
Chinless Mitch says Republicans will drop Trump like a
 hot rock if he is the nominee. Of course, only a GOPer 
would pick up a hot rock in the first place.
And you thought the Zombie Apocalypse
only happened in the movies.
All nations have borders, but only weak nations have walls.
Republican Party Mascot Reacts to Latest GOP Debate
LePage Bowling Jacket Endorses Trump
Elephant in the Hood
Trump Campaign Headquarters
Surreality Show's Ratings Soar
Political Whores Kiss and Make Up in the
Red Light District
American Empire #59
As the world's #1 Merchant of Death, the U.S. 'makes 
billions selling weapons to nearly 100 countries'.

Friday, February 26, 2016

The Kraken Sleeps

The Kraken Awakes
The Unexpurgated Bible #129
"For wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth 
to destruction, and many are they that enter in thereby."
Baby Bird Begging to Be Fed by Mama Bird
In the next GOP debate, expect to see a re-enactment of
Preston Brooks caning Charles Sumner on the Senate
World's Worst Yobs #350
Eliot Cohen
At 69, Donald Trump looked and acted 
young for his age.
Stag Beetles Re-Enacting Last Night's Sumo Match
Between Trump and Rubio
Fifth-Grader Accuses Trump of 
Plagiarizing Some of His Best
Locker-Room Material
Trump Now Outsourcing His Tweets to the
'Poorly Educated'
"Wider, Chris, open wider!"
The Thinking Man's Alternative to Trump/Rubio
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #169
Wheee! This is more fun than playing Whack-a-Mole!
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #129
The Trumpback of Notre Dame
Cruz Stands Athwart the Path to a Bipartisan Flint Water
 Deal, Squawking, "I'm a Very, Very Proud Wacko Bird!"
Cedric Ford was fond of posting pictures of
his assault rifle on Facebook.  He then used
it to shoot 17 Kansans, killing 3.
Trumping the Snark #2
"For if the elephant's trumpet gives an uncertain
 sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?" 
God Still Undecided Whether the Canadian or the
Cuban Should Drop Out of the GOP Presidential
Oxymorons for Our Time #180
Republican Presidential Debate

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Trump Receives Most Enthusiastic Endorsement So Far
"So what if I said 6 crude things on the Howard Stern
Show!  To my supporters, that's not a bug; that's a 
Election Over!  New Study Shows Muscles Help Men
Be Seen As Leaders
"Soldier, the next time I catch you with your head
 on backwards, you're outta here!"
The Five Wounds of Christ
Two Dunces in Search of a Stool
Tree Shows How to Grow a Pair
Mr. Mammon
"Donald Trump, you inspire us all!"
According to those in the know, there used to be 26 Signs 
of the End Time.  Pat Robertson endorsing Trump is now 
number 27.
It's no wonder nobody likes Ted Cruz, as this Onion 
headline makes clear: 'Scientists Warn All Plant Life 
Dying Within 30-Yard Radius of Ted Cruz Campaign Signs'.
Sign of the Times #66
Mr. Mammon Takes Command
If Trump is elected in November, we will
definitely get the America we deserve.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #128
Billion Dollar Baby