Saturday, April 19, 2014

Friend of Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore Checking to 
See If the Words Chris Hayes Tried to Put in Her Mouth
 Had Fallen Into Her Brassiere
Warm Scuzzies #459
Steve Settingsgaard
If a 15-inch hole could help junior golfers, beginning golfers 
and older golfers score better, play faster and like golf more, 
try to imagine what a 30-inch hole could do!
Why There's an Easter Bunny But No Easter Bear
"Funny you should ask.  The Devil made me do it!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #562
Carl Kerby

Friday, April 18, 2014

When Carrying a Chip on Your Shoulder 
Is Simply Not Enough

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Every time a same-sex marriage occurs, Don Dwyer (R-MD)
feels compelled to get drunk and drive a boat or car.  And 
this is really getting in the way of his campaign to get re-
elected to the Maryland House of Delegates.
Warm Scuzzies #458
Douglas Phillips
Glenn Spencer is a sue-er full of anti-Mexican-American hatred.
Reminiscent of Cody Jarrett in White Heat, Rand Paul snarled, 
"Come and get me, GOPers!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #561
Richard Mack

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

How much better the world would be today if Donald 
Rumsfeld had known how to figure his income taxes
 and had not known how to invade Iraq.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #35
Dan Clevenger
Little Known Fact #52
'Castro Brothers Looking for Higher Office'
On Monday a state district judge named 12 jurors and two 
alternates to consider possible criminal charges against Texas 
Governor Rick Perry for 'lewd and lascivious finger-sniffing'.
The Unexpurgated Bible #98
"The sun shall be turned into darkness, the moon into blood, 
and seagulls into narcissists before the great and the terrible 
day of the LORD comes."
Fully-Erect Louisiana State Capitol Upholds
Unconstitutional Sodomy Ban
Have you ever heard of the Ishkitini? The fabled Ishkitini is
 a 'skinwalker', a being that can transform from its human 
form into a wolf, coyote, bear, or the Governor of Oklahoma. 

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Asked if she might launch a 2016 bid for the Republican 
presidential nomination, Representative Marsha Black-
burn (R-TN) answered,  "Not at all. No. No. That idea is 
too absurd even for me."
Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #148
The Pray in Jesus Name Project
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #560
Allison Michelle Ernst
Atavism Tuesday

Monday, April 14, 2014

'Shoe Truthers' have exposed a vast conspiracy between 
Hillary Clinton and Muntadhar al-Zeidi (disguised as 
shoe-throwing woman) to make her look as presidential 
as George W. Bush.
American Schutzstaffel #33
Zumwalt DDG 1000, the First Zumwalt Class
Multi-Billion-Dollar Destroyer
Old Men with Guns #18
Frazier Glenn Cross, Jr.
Warm Scuzzies #457
Cliven Bundy