Saturday, February 08, 2014

You Can Take the Man Out of the KGB, 
You Can't Take the KGB Out of the Man
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #93
Michael Kohlhaas Rides Again
Illegal Space Alien learns that the reason he's not a 
Conservative Republican is because he doesn't love
the Constitution as much as Michele Bachmann does.

Friday, February 07, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #544
Jonathan Stickland
Helps Build Strong Yogi Bodies 12 Ways
Warm Scuzzies #447
Tim Armstrong

Thursday, February 06, 2014

Andrew Klavan, Pajamas Media Columnist, Accuses
Monkey of a 'Flagrant and Self-Serving Display of
Bill O'Reilly says his interview with President Obama 
before the Super Bowl game will "go down in journalistic
history."  Next year, in an attempt to go even further
down in journalistic history, O'Reilly will interview himself.
Four Horsemen of the Kookocalypse:  Jerry Patterson,
Dan Patrick, Todd Staples, and David Dewhurst
Israeli Archaeologists Claim the Domesticated Camels
and Armored Personnel Carriers Mentioned in the 
Book of Genesis Are Anachronisms
John Schnatter Sez:  "Free Koch with your
pizza at Papa John's!"
Only in Texas can someone kill four people and 
injure two others in a drunk-driving incident and 
not go to jail, while someone who pees on
 the Alamo goes to jail for 18 months.

Wednesday, February 05, 2014

When asked if he believes Chris Christie told the truth 
when he said he didn't know about the lane closures
on the Bridge to Nowhere, Mitt Romney replied,
"Oh, sure I do.  Chris is a friend of mine.  When he
tells you something, you can count on it."
Ralph Peters Chosen to Be President of the 
He-Man Putin-Lovers Club
Frank 'The Enforcer' Nitti

"Whaddya mean my pinstripe suit makes me look 
just like Frank Nitti?"
"God, as I get older and older, my 
skin gets thinner and thinner!"
Red Hot Silly Peppers Big Hit at Super Karaoke Bowl
More Americans had gotten their news from ABC News than 
from any other source.  And then Bill Kristol came along.
O'Reilly Gets His Loofah in a Twist Over Criticism 
of His Interview with President Obama
'Shark Eggs Rescued From Fish Market Grow Into Pups'

Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #43
Walter E. Block
Uh-oh!  Chris Christie has lied his ass off again.
Is the Series 800 Romneyborg being
retooled for 2016?
Those same folks today would be saying, 
"Don't let your children listen to 
'America the Beautiful' sung in 
any language other than English."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #543
Pat Dollard
House Republicans Vote 47th Time to Repeal Obamacare, 
Wall Street Journal Runs 28th Piece Defending Venture
 Capitalist Tom Perkin's ‘Nazi’ Analogy
'Christie Pushes Back Hard'
"Careful, Jack, that cat's got a vicious streak a mile wide!"
'Contortionist Doubles Down During Taped O’Reilly Interview'
Old Men with Guns #17
John Dodrill

Monday, February 03, 2014

Only the bottle on the far right contains The Real Thing.
'Mike-Mike Huck-Huck-a-a-Bee-Bee
Leads 2016 GOP Hopefuls'
Stephen Hawking no longer believes in Black Holes, but,
as long as Jim Inhofe walks the Earth, he will continue to
 believe in White Holes.
What Allen West Turns Into When He Hears
'America the Beautiful' Sung in Some 
Language Other Than English
"Oh, well," he reflected pensively, "there's always CPAC."
John 'No Safety Nets' Elway Blames His Concussions for
Denver's Ass-Whuppin' by Seattle

Sunday, February 02, 2014

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #92
Best in Show 2:  Scary Compromise
'NFL Commissioner Defends Concussion Rate'
'GOP Bigwigs Stand by Christie'
According to recent research, there's a little bit of
Neanderthal in all of us.  But, in Rupert Murdoch,
there's a lot.
Warm Scuzzies #446
Rory McCarron
Reagan's 12th Commandment 
Do Not Primary the Recumbent