Saturday, March 05, 2022

"It will be entirely on Ukraine's conscience 
because I don't have one."

If Putin crosses her path on Caturday, it will confirm
her deepest fears.

Putin Threatens Ukraine's Statehood; 
Ukraine Threatens Putin's Manhood

Rod Dreher Sez:  "Any introduction of complexity
 into the narrative cuts the purity of moral clarity."

Freedom Convoy Now on the Moon

Some say Mike Pence is the new, better-looking
Liz Cheney.

Anthime Gionet IS 'Easy-Baked Alaska'.

George Will has won the Figure of Speech of the Week
 Award for:  "Donald Trump looks increasingly like a
 stray orange hair to be flicked off the nation’s sleeve.”

Sherstone Flintlock

Putin-loving Right-Wing Ultranationalists 
are easy to spot.

Warm Scuzzies #1,143
Duke Edward Wilson

Friday, March 04, 2022

Roger Stone now says Trump is the “greatest 
single mistake in American history.” Yes,
THIS Roger Stone, the same one 
Trump pardoned.

Greg Abbott and His Fellow Putinites Have
Adolescents on the Run

Even a Few Drinks a Week Can Cause Your Brain to Shrink

Aunt Blabby Update

Ukrainian People Ask for West to Declare Their Sky a 
No-Twinkie Zone

Dog in Boot Camp at Camp Bow Wow reminds us it's
Fido Friday.

Marjorie Taylor Greene joins Ilhan Omar in condemning
Lindsey Graham.  Now that's bipartisanship!

Mississippi Passes Bill on 'Critical Race Theory'

Thursday, March 03, 2022

The Three Phases of Putin

Capitol Riot Committee Subpoenas Kimberly Guilfoyle's 
Big Mouth

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #968
Danny Bentley

Sad, Sad Rooskie Pussycats

World's Worst Yobs #444
Sergei Naryshkin

Bring out the Jumbotrons!  The Church Militant is 
on the move!

"Staunchly conservative Oklahoma has emerged as an 
unlikely weed utopia with more than 12,000 cannabis 
businesses and the nation’s highest per capita rate of 
medical marijuana patients."  (That's one weed
store per 331.666 Okies.) 

House Resolution Passes 426-3

Tucker Carlson Questions the Qualifications of 
Supreme Court Nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson 
and Demands to See Her LSAT Score, Birth 
Certificate, and Mean Girls Card

Tucker Carlson Denies Being Russian Agent 
After Taking Kremlin's Side

Resurrection of the Comsymps

Wednesday, March 02, 2022

Ron DeSantis Sez:  "We gotta stop with this COVID theater!"

Help De-Nazify the Texas Governor's Office.  Vote BETO 2022!

Warm Scuzzies #1,142
Van Taylor

Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene Doing Their
Heckler Monkey Impression During Biden's SOTU


"Eleven Republican and thirteen Democratic state senators 
joined together to censure Wendy Rogers following her 
violent and discriminatory comments made at a white 
nationalist conference."

Governor of Iowa's Responds to Biden's SOTU:
"LIE LIE LIE LIE *breathes* 
LIE LIE LIE *looks off camera* 

Here's What It'll Look Like When Rocket Crashes Into Moon

Louie Gohmert Places 4th in Republican Primary Race
for Attorney General, Garners 17% of the Vote

Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene Scream, 
"Trojan Piñata!", During Joe Biden's State of the
Union Address

Trickle-Down Economics

Grandma Called It 'Roughage'

Tuesday, March 01, 2022

"Is that Josh Gottheimer?"
"No, it's some other Centrist Hot Dogger."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #226
I Walked with a GOPer

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #156
Janice McGeachin

All of a sudden, Don Huffines began to speak in Internet
memes from the 1990s.

McCarthy Chastises Marjorie Taylor Greene

Putin Plans ‘Medieval Siege’ of Kyiv

Trump Sez:  "The secret of a really good tweet is just
 the right amount of crazy.”

World Taekwondo Revokes Putin's Honorary
Black Belt; Hong Kong Phooey Concurs