Saturday, April 14, 2018

New York City Turdsmoker Commiserates with Michael
Cohen Outside Manhattan Hotel
Benjamin Netanyahu has a
new pet.
Mark Zuckerberg's Security, Flights Cost Facebook 
$8.9 Million in 2017; Scott Pruit Said to Be 
Extremely Jealous
"US officials say 59 missiles were fired from the USS Porter 
and USS Ross warships which were positioned in the 
Mediterranean Sea." At a cost of about $2 million each, 
that's $118 million of our tax dollars blown up in Syria. 
Think about what $118 million could do for the teachers 
and students in Oklahoma or Kentucky or West Virginia.
Kentucky must've done something really horrendous to be
punished with a governor like Matt Bevin.
Trump Shoots His Wad
A New Line Cinema Re-Release
Now that his flat denial of visiting Prague in October, 2016
 has been undermined, Michael Cohen can now claim, in 
self-defense, that he visited Prague only because he had
always wanted to meet Milos Forman before the 
famous director passed away.
"James Comey is way too bitchy to suit me."
Whew, that was close!  The Cruise missiles that dropped
on Syria had reached their 'Use By' date and were about
to expire.  Waste not, want not.

Friday, April 13, 2018

Happy Friday the 13th Everybody!
Blow Syrians to smithereens with Cruise missiles? 
That's American justice.
Gas Syrians? That's a crime against humanity.
Housekeeping Ain't No Joke
Stages of Trumpnik Denialism
1. James Comey is a liar.
2. James Comey is a crisis actor.
3. James Comey's  meeting with Trump was a
False Flag Operaton.
4. James Comey never met with Trump.
5. James Comey doesn't exist and never has.
Warm Scuzzies #795
Diamond and Silk
The Probability of Trump Exploding Has Gone Up
Bird Reacts to Trump's Pardon of Scooter Libby
Trump’s Lawyer Michael Cohen Arranged $1.6 Million 
Payout to Playmate after Affair with Elliott Broidy, 
a Top GOP Donor and Fundraiser, Led to Abortion
White House Denies Kelly Facepalm, Claims Kelly 
'Is a Very Nearsighted Palm Reader'
Fling Poo Calls Comey 'Slime Ball'

Thursday, April 12, 2018

Trump's Pecker is yoooge.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #172
Sweet...Sweet, Hush Money
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #171
Hush...Hush, Sweet Money
Former Trump Doorman Stands By Story That
 Trump Had Affair With Housekeeper That 
Produced Child
Pompeo and Circumstance
A Rising Tide Lifts All Boats
Trump Says He Has 'Full Confidence' in His 
Wilford Brimley Impersonator
Trump Sez: "Sometimes it may not look like it, 
but believe me, we are draining the swamp."
Time Tourist #12
Nominee to Federal Bench in Louisiana Coyly Refuses to 
Give Direct Answer to Question about Recently-Decided
 Supreme Court Decision, Brown v. Board of Education
As Sabrina Corgatelli shows, it doesn't take balls to
hunt giraffes.
Lt. Commander Data Understands
Adventures in Aestheticism #13
Cops Claim Giant Mouse Ate Half a Ton of Marijuana
Wisconsin Man Says He's Eaten Enough Cheetos
to Last Him a Lifetime

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Looks Like Trump's Fixer Needs Fixing
In light of the $2.5 million donated by
Russians to the NRA, wouldn't it be fair
to say NRA stands for 'National Russian
The Faithful Gazed Reverently at the
Stained Glass Window, as a Hush
Fell Over the Church of Trump
Warm Scuzzies #794
David Smith
And for those political opponents he can't take out with his 
assault rifle and bow, Paul Nehlen, like the Black Knight,
 bites their legs off.
Trump always stood out in a crowd.
As one GOP congressman puts it, "Kevin McCarthy 
is already circling like a green fly circling shit trying
 to take Paul Ryan's job."
Pope Francis Sez:  "Care about the poor, not Rod Dreher."
On this Bali beach, no one sings Bali Ha'i anymore.
Everybody is talking about 'red lines' these days, and,
apparently, if you cross one, there's hell to pay, except
when there isn't.
Carnival of Souls
Marlboro Man to Join Marijuana Corporation
 Advisory Board
'Paul Ryan Announces He Won't Run Again'
The Id Is the Center of the Universe
If you've read Tom Robbins's Another Roadside Attraction
you may remember Mon Cul, the red-assed baboon, the 
only creature on Earth who knew an English word that
 rhymed with 'orange'.
"Hi, I'm Mark Zuckerberg, and all I want to know
is if you'll friend me on Facebook."