Saturday, March 31, 2018

Trump Stands for the National Anthem
He told her to make him a sandwich and so she did.
When he learned that Kevin Williamson had been hired
by The Atlantic, Ralph Waldo Emerson went into
Two Popes and a Primate
"People are just looking for honesty and 
authenticity more than anything."
X-Ray Reveals Skull of Missing Link
Mudslinging is a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.
Husserl's Cat
Have you tried the Laura Ingraham Edition of
Johnsonville Turkey Smoked Sausage?
Some say Kevin Williamson looks better with slime
than without.
Adventures in Aestheticism #10
The ubiquitous Kochroach has 'an elaborate 
social structure involving common shelter,
 social dependence, information transfer and 
kin recognition' (Wikipedia).

Friday, March 30, 2018

Warm Scuzzies #789
Ruben Gonzalez
"Sarah Huckabee Sanders says it's just a 'local matter'."
The Politico Illustrated #61
'After being pent up for days, Trump lets ’er rip.'
Scott Pruitt never met a taxpayer's dollar he hesitated
to spend for his personal benefit.
Know Your Grammar

Thursday, March 29, 2018

American Schutzstaffel #61
Laura Ingraham Getting in the Spirit of Holy Week
Waiting for the Trumpocalypse
With absolutely no managerial experience, Admiral Doctor
Ronny 'Trump Is Not Fat' Jackson is probably overqualified
 to manage the second biggest department in the federal 
Said John Dowd of possible pardons for Manafort and 
Flynn: “There were no discussions. Period. As far as
I know, no discussions.”
Only Available at Amazon
From E Pluribus Awesome to E Pluribus Awful,
Ann Coulter milks Trump like he was
Elsie the Cow.

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Ann Coulter Doing Her The Hands of Orlac Impression
As Freud, thinking perhaps of Laura Ingraham, once 
observed, "According to ancient Babylonian doctrine,
 gold is 'the feces of Hell'.”
He Came Not to Call the Righteous, 
But Sinners to Repentance
Warm Scuzzies #788
Elliott Broidy
If Donald Trump Were a Gaucho
Supporter Explains Why Trump Is 
‘A Great Roll-in-the-Hay Model’
"Frank Page, the former president and CEO of the
 Southern Baptist Convention, revealed this week that he 
decided to resign his position over a 'morally inappropriate 
relationship' he’d had with an unspecified person or 
persons."  Tsk, tsk, another naughty Trumpnik has
bitten the dust.
If 'racial equity' and 'gay marriage' were once thought 
'unthinkable' but eventually became reality, how 
is 'repealing the Second Amendment', now thought
unthinkable,  a 'huge win' for Kyle Smith and his
 brethren at National ReviewShouldn't it be filling 
him (and them) with dread?
World's Worst Yobs #395
Kyle Smith
The Difference Between 'No Collusion' and
'No Collision' Explained
What 'No Collusion' Looks Like

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Unlike many Americans who have a secret stache,
 John Bolton's stache is no secret.
Spacebook Founder and Philosopher of Transhumanism
John Bolton, Paper Tiger
Ted Cruz likes Green Eggs and Ham. Trump likes
Scrambled Brains and Jam.
Pfuck Pfizer!
'Arrival of Guild Navigators Train in Beijing
 Triggers Speculation'

Monday, March 26, 2018

Jesse Hughes is an Eagle of Death Metal. Listen to 
his call: "Kikikiki-ki-ki-kuk...kuk...kuk...kuh."
Trump says he doesn't believe he had sex with Stormy
Daniels. This is the same guy who believes the F-35 is
One morning, as Ted Cruz was waking up from
anxious dreams, he discovered that he had 
sign hanging from a gold chain around his neck.
He tried to take it off, but, like Sun Wukong's
Magical Headband, it could not be removed.
World's Worst Yoobs #196
Nina May
Green Green Grass of His Old Kentucky Home
Candice Keller Sez; "My dewlap? I was born with the
 right to carry it!"
"Soccer is a matter of life and death, except more important."
                                                                     ---Bill Shankly

A: "Where's the line for all of the lawyers who
 want to represent Trump in the Russia probe?"
B: "I'm it."
A. "But you're not a lawyer."
B: "I know, but this line's much shorter than
 the one for full frontal lobotomies."
Like a fish, Steve Mnuchin is rotting from
the head down.