Saturday, October 30, 2021

Tucker Klansman and Special Guest

Joe Biden Takes His Scranton-Honed Wit to Rome

Bill Maher Confronts Sean Spicer, Bluntly Asks, 'Did 
you win or lose the Dancing with the Stars competition?"

Do Century Plants cogitate?

On Caturday, Felix gave a sneak peek at his 
Krazy Kat Halloween costume.

Friday, October 29, 2021

Jenna Ryan, who flew on a private jet to Washington 
so she could become a Capitol Hill Insurrectionist, says 
she was 'tired of paying taxes to crooks'.  (She owed over 
$35,000 in back taxes at the time.)

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #928
Christopher Schmaling

Kamikaze Highlanders Hop Scotch

What Imelda Marcos was to shoes Kyrsten Sinema 
is to dresses. (Marcus reportedly owned 3,000 pairs 
of shoes; how many dresses Sinema owns has not yet 
been disclosed.)

Two Christians Greet One Another with a Holy Handshake,
Not with a Holy Kiss

Zuckerberg Changes Facebook Company Name

Wall Street Journal Editorial Board Defends Decision
to Print Trump's Letter to the Editor and Belittles
Progressive Parson of the Press Action Figure

Thursday, October 28, 2021

This is MY Dude.  The ball must roll,
the pins must fall.

Kyrsten Sinema and Mitt Romney
Team Up for Halloween

Funny Book

Essential Ingredient in Your
Thanksgiving Turkey Gravy

Aunt Famous for Her Enigmatic Grimace

Schools Ban Reading Toni Morrison's Beloved
While Wearing Squid Game Costumes

Please be advised that only logic chopping and hair splitting
will change their minds.

The Florida Surgeon General believes wearing a face mask
 limits his ability to communicate the coronavirus 'clearly 
and effectively' to state senator Tina Polsky, who has
breast cancer.

His mind kept fixating on his Triceratops Taco Holder.

Defending the Michigan man who gave the Nazi salute
 and exclaimed 'Heil Hitler!' at a school board meeting,
Ted Cruise said, “My God! A parent did a Nazi salute 
at a school board because he thought the policies 
were oppressive.”

Warm Scuzzies #1,093
Matthew Thomas Purse

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Two Cogitating Hominids

Church Dogmatics

Herschel Walker Gets Mitch McConnell’s Blessing

Landmark Dispute Underway Over Rights 
to John McCain's Political Patrimony

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Baby Manchin Sez:  "I don't know where in the hell I belong."

World's Oldest Man believes Bill Gates is using 
coronavirus vaccinations to sterilize him.

Not to Be Confused with the
Magnificent Seven

Terry McAuliffe and Glenn Youngkin in 
Dead Heat in Virginia

Monday, October 25, 2021

Famous Papers

Home of the Fabled Black-Robed Regiment

Ben Carson and Ted Cruz Staying Alive 
in the Orgasmadome

World's Worst Jobs #161
Shark Vendor

Blazing Hoosiers

Making America Great Again,
One Insurrection at a Time

Sunday, October 24, 2021

This year, it's not Trick or Treat.
It's Original or Extra Crispy.

John Eastman and Rudy Giuliani Join Forces with
Jesus to Save America

Joseph Ladapo, Florida's Sturgeon General, 
Slammed by GOP Leader for Putting Life of 
Lawmaker at Risk

Three Right-Handers on Fox News, a Right-Wing
Network, Suggest Schools Should Be Defunded If 
They Bring Up the Topic of Right-Handed Privilege