Saturday, April 27, 2019

In the Trump White House, it's not called a
'loveseat' anymore.
Mike Pence, Compassionate Christian
Birthday Balloon Courtesy of
Republican Party City
Unrealized Eschatology

Friday, April 26, 2019

NRA Cockfight: Oliver North Extorts Wayne LaPierre
Trump Sez:  "Well, I just feel like a young man. 
I'm so young. I can't believe it. I'm the youngest 
person -- I am a young vibrant man."
Franklin Graham Sez:  "Melania Trump is the classiest
 First Lady our country has ever had.”
Jesus H. Christ Complex
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #764
Kat Kerr
Octo-Butina Sentenced to 18 Months in Federal Prison
World's Worst Yobs #407
Doug McKelway
Hold My White Russian

Thursday, April 25, 2019

Q: “How does someone assert power over others?“
A: “By making them doubt their sanity.”
Roger Stone says his Richard Nixon
tattoo may do lap dances at a Miami
strip club, but only if the price is right.

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Israel Buffs Its Image
And then Jack Dorsey fed Trump
his bottle, changed his diaper,
and put him to beddy bye.
Now that Matt Whitaker mentioned it, the resemblance
 is uncanny.
Chinese Destroyer Takes Part in a Naval Parade 
Off the Port City of Qingdao
Russia Hosts Pinhead Summit
Behold the Lamb of God, Which Taketh Away 
the Sin of the World
All were beheaded.  One was beheaded and then crucified.  
Trump stands with Saudi Arabia.

Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Warm Scuzzies #865
Carl Kline
Today on The View
What Hogan Gidley Does for a Living When He's Not
Lying to the Press on Behalf of Donald Trump
What a Laffer!
Comatose in the Vomitorium
The best thing that can be said about old Trumpniks like
 Dave Daubenmire is that they're not getting any younger.
Larry Hopkins, United Constitutional Patriot, 
Trained Militiamen to Assassinate Obama, Clinton, 
and Soros; Also Used Q-Tips for Earwax

Monday, April 22, 2019

Will the women cheer him on to go 
The Full Monty Python?
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #122
Philip Klein
If Philip Klein, Executive Editor of  the Washington
Examiner, Had Been Writing in 1860
If you haven't seen Mark Levin in
Barf-O-Rama, you are missing 
one of life's most dyspeptic
Slinky Dog: "It's Sid!"
Rex: "I thought he was at summer camp!"
Hamm: "They must've kicked him out early this year."
Rex: "Oh, no, not Sid!"
Adventures in Aestheticism #175
Not just Sarah Huckabee Sanders is afflicted by
slips of the tongue.
The only thing worse than a liar is three liars.
Stephen Miller, the Immigrant Chipper
Warm Scuzzies #864
Maureen Walsh

Sunday, April 21, 2019

World's Worst Yobs #406
Chris Buskirk
Flag Desecration #113