Saturday, December 01, 2018

Blood Brothers, or
A Rising Tide Lifts All Tyrants
"I can't eat another bite," said the olive.
  "I'm stuffed!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #753
Joseph Silk
De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum

Friday, November 30, 2018

Ten Weasel Words
1. Flawed
2. Troubling
3. Unacceptable
4. Divisive
5. Misleading
6. Disturbing
7. Problematic
8. Controversial
9. Unhelpful
10. Uncomfortable

Bannon's Southern Charm
Stinky Zinke Gets Even Stinkier
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #181
Tremors: Graboids Gone Wild
Chelonians Need Love, Too
Homicidae Sodalis
Higher Ground
Warm Scuzzies #849
Sheryl Sandberg
War Is Swell, or
The Pentagon Is Building the Seven Million Dollar Man
Spider Milk:  Two Words Which Should Never Be Conjoined
Know Your Squids
Somewhere in the Wackaloonia Outback
Individual 1 Believed to Be Composed Entirely of Latrinos, 
the Smallest, Yet Smelliest Subatomic Particles Known
 to Exist

Thursday, November 29, 2018

Wisconsin Clown Laid Off,
Faces Job Market Glutted
with Unemployed Jokesters
Don't be too hard on Rupert Murdoch's
paper.  If you've seen one power-mad
billionaire, you've seen them all.
Adventures in Lexicology #25
Flip Sweat (flɪp swet), n. Nervous perspiration caused 
by a fear that a friend is now your enemy. [When 
Michael Cohen plead guilty to lying to Congress, 
beads of flip sweat began to form on Donald Trump's
Reckon he's now eligible to join John Wayne Bobbitt's
 band, The Severed Parts.
Melania Trump Sez: "We are in the 21st century and everybody
 has a different taste in speleothems. I think they look fantastic."
Now Reported to Be Suffering from
Prominent Jerichoite Dismayed to See Walls Come 
Tumbling Down
Trump's Panic Room
Joseph and Mary Come Upon the Site
Where the War on Christmas Began
The Noblest Romaine of Them All

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

A Day in the Life of the Oval Office
Trump Learning How to Use His New Remote Control
Which Will Enable Him to Control All of His
 Remote-Controlled Remote Controls
Warm Scuzzies #848
Alexander Acosta
(It's OK If You Are a Trumpnik)

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Tear Gas Truthers Claim Gas Attack on Astronaut 
Standing on Moon Was Staged
"Portrait of a bush league führer trying to decide whether
(1) the witch is phony, (2) the hunt is phony, or (3) the
witch hunt is phony."
Trump Sez:  "My gut tells me more sometimes 
than anybody else’s brain can ever tell me."
White House Declares:  "Let's Have a Gritty Gritty
Christmas This Year!"
You can tell from just looking that Sebastian Gorka
is an 'intelligent and empathic' human.
First there was the Trojan Horse.  
Then the Trojan Rabbit.  
Now this.
Bad Time for Ronzo
Meghan McCain Suffering from
Mississippi Affective Disorder
Trump's Disapproval Rating has now reached 60%.  
That's the Good News. But there are still a lot of 
Trump Chumps running around. That's the Bad News.
Trump Sez: "The Phony Witch Hunt continues."
Trump Sez: "The Fake News Media builds Bob Mueller up
 as a Saint, when in actuality he is the exact opposite."

Monday, November 26, 2018

Melania Reviewing the White House Handmaid Staff
He Lives
Butt Sniffers on Parade
Clown-in-Chief Threatens to Close Border with Mexico
White House Christmas Decor Positively Putinesque
HO HO HO Merry Christmas!
Prince Big Swinging Dick
Entering the White House