Saturday, November 26, 2016

"Trump didn't hate me because I was a dictator.  He hated
me because I was a Latino.  Had I been a Russian, like
Putin, we would have been best friends."
Old Jowly
K.T. McFarland's addition to the Trump Administration
makes Kellyanne Conway look more beautiful by contrast.

Friday, November 25, 2016

"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed, and I can't believe Trump is seriously
considering a guy named Wilbur to be his Secretary 
of Commerce."
Like Joshua and Caleb, Jim Jordan (R-OH) and Raúl
Labrador (R-ID) spied out Trump's Promised Land
of Bilk and Money.
Trump's Cabinet
"I've had only two briefings because there isn't room
for any more intel in my head."
If you push the button on the Trump Xmas Tree Ornament,
it plays 'I'm Dreaming of a White Nationalist Christmas'.

Thursday, November 24, 2016

"Sure, Betsy DeVos only has a bachelor's degree in business
and no experience in public education, but, so what?  She's
a billionaire like me!"
"Hold on, hold on, the moon's not completely full yet!"
"Like the Dalai Lama, I have no worries about Trump's
"It's time to restore the bond of trust between ourselves, 
don't you think?"
"What's your angle?"
Scott Roeder, Christian Soldier,
Given More Lenient Sentence
for Murder
"Pssst!  Donald Trump hates this picture of himself.
Pass it on."

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

The Trumpoctopus has tentacles in countries all around
the world.
USS Zumwalt, New $4.4 Billion Navy Destroyer, 
Breaks Down in Panama Canal

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

❤ Safe Text
Warm Scuzzies #715
Tulsi Gabbard
Republicans of a Feather Flock Together
"So this is like the old days, ladies and 
gentlemen. All in!"
The UnTrumpening Begins
One minute, Trump has scheduled a meeting with 
the New York Times. The next minute, he calls it off.  
And the minute after that, he schedules the meeting
 again. Welcome to Snapchat Reality: here one minute, 
gone the next.
"Have you noticed, Mr. Trump, how much you're looking
like Pepé the Frog?"
Instead of a National Registry of Muslims, let's create
a National Registry of Trump's Broken Campaign
Promises and Pledges.
Unlike most prevaricators, there are two indicators when
 Donald Trump is lying: 1) his lips are moving and 
2) he's flashing the Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter.  
[Also, Trump can lie equally well with his eyes open or closed.]
Anders Breivik Challenges Donald Trump
to a White Power Salute-Off
All animals are equal, but some are more
equal than others.
Presidential Seal Gets a Facelift
Richard Spencer, Alt-Right 卐
Donald Trump demonstrating that his fingers are not too 
short to give the White Power salute.

Monday, November 21, 2016

You really don't want to know what's behind
Door No. 3.
"It looks like you guys could use a Happy Meal."
In Gold We Trust

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Steampunk Trump has a new valve installed to relieve 
pressure and to keep his head from exploding when he is
 impersonated on SNL.
Big Dogs Eat Little Dogs
Richard Spencer Sez: "The alt-right is here, the alt-right is 
not going anywhere, the alt-right is going to change the world."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #99
Joel Husk
"Good Morning, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, 
should you decide to accept it, is to determine
 which parts, if any, of Melania Trump's 
body are original equipment."
If Dickens had put Mike Pence into one of his 
novels, he would have named him Old Pinchnose.
Der Trumpenführer's Lickspittles
Presidential Seal of the Trump Administration
Even the Presidential Seal was down in the dumps at the
thought of the Trump Administration.
Grim Fairy Tales #6
Mosquitoes buzz in Michael Flynn's right ear more
than they do in his left ear.
Reince Priebus Sez:  "Look I'm not going to rule out 
Cauliflower McPugg in Training for UFC Fight Night