Saturday, September 11, 2021

Saturday is, of course, Caturday, and if you think
Catzilla looks big now, just wait until she grows up.

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Cleveland Meredith Pleads
Guilty to 'Just Having Fun', Faces Up to Five Years
Behind Bars

Friday, September 10, 2021

Donald Trump and Jair Bolsonaro:  Far-Right, 
Neo-Fascist, and Exclusively Macho

Warm Scuzzies #1,077
Janine Hoskovec

Thursday, September 09, 2021

If you know your Calvinism, you know that God 
predestined, or rigged, everything since before 
the beginning of time.  Is Trump a Calvinist?

'Greg Abbott has a button on his desk to eliminate 
all rape in Texas.'

Greg, the Rapist Hunter

"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for fish, crustaceans, 
and mollusks."

Wednesday, September 08, 2021

The Great Pigeon Roost Massacre of 2021

Which of the Twin Towers of Heavyweight Boxing
fall first?

Tuesday, September 07, 2021

Juice on the Loose

Jason Alexander Makes Surprise Appearance at
Texas Governor's Signing Ceremony

Ravishing a Universe for Love

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #914
Kimberlyn Schwartz

What would real sexual liberation of the Red Orange People
 look like?

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #221
MechaRoadrunner Vs. The Wall

Warm Scuzzies #1,076
Joshua Parent

Monday, September 06, 2021

In another 20 years, Lindsey Graham
will be a sprightly 86.

When he heard the words, 'Bret Baier', he immediately
thought, 'Tailpipe Emissions'.

Mistaken Identity

The Inflatable Rubber Pan was designed to fry only one
 egg at a time.

As Ted Cruz has learned, you haven't really lived until you
 have been 'ratioed' on Twitter.

What he carried in his Chicken Purse was Top Secret.
Was there any way out of his predicament?

"Put on your hi-heel sneakers
Lord, we goin' out tonight."

Only Steve lived to tell the story of Chapter 1.

The Feeling Is Mutual, Sister

Sunday, September 05, 2021

Until you've been booed in Whitefish, Montana,
you really don't know what humiliation means.

Some theories are more fattening than others.

Albrecht Ritschl (1822-1889) claimed he
was carrying on the work of Luther and

Beer for the Futile Life

Blowing smoke up the ass was once a 'sincerely held belief' 
and was thought to be particularly useful in reviving 
drowning victims.

What Jim Acosta said is somewhat ambiguous.  Is Tucker
a human 'manure spreader' or a 'human manure' spreader?
Either way, what Jim said is true.