Saturday, July 31, 2021

Brad Parscale Makes the Case Against Caturday

Friday, July 30, 2021

If you want to know how to 'erroneously' try to carry a 
Glock semi-automatic pistol on to an airplane, ask 
Madison Cawthorn.

Don't Tell Dr. Fauci

Quite honestly, Governor Abbott doesn't
deserve all the credit.

Before There Was Hydroxychloroquine

Canine Claims Right to Spread COVID-19 to Anyone 
Who Refuses to Reward Him with a Deep-Fried 

Old Pussygrabber Strikes Back

Tired of swimming with the sharks?  Well, you may be
interested in dog-paddling with the tigers.

Tantalizing Clue to QAnon Founder's Identity Revealed

Thursday, July 29, 2021

If you think his tantrums are bad, 
you certainly wouldn't want to change 
Chip Roy's diaper afterward.

Observers say Trump has suffered more
than just a flesh wound.

Lauren Boebert Sez:  “Why are so many millions of Americans 
sitting at home, wondering when President Trump will come 

Who at the Door Is Knocking?

Republican Jesus Comforts His Disciples

Barbie, now 85, tells us to be kind to octogenarians.

Don't Sweat Kyrsten Manchin's Antics

Mo Brooks Introduces 'The Big Mo',
His New Line of Body Armor

This year, Shark Week and Infrastructure Week
will be celebrated conjointly to save on jokes.

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

GOP Passes Up Golden Opportunity to Blame 
the Marx Brothers for the January 6 Attack, 
Blames Nancy Pelosi Instead

Warm Scuzzies #1,061
Aaron Reitz

Unified Trump GOP Theory for What Truly Happened
 on Jan. 6

Frankenstein's monster shrank in horror at the 
thought of receiving a brain transplant, 
if the donor was Rudy Giuliani.

Asa Hutchinson, Republican Governor of Arkansas, 
Booed by Trumpnik Crowd for Saying COVID-19
 Vaccines Don't Cause Infertility or Fallen Arches

Warm Scuzzies #1,060
Max Miller

"There's a cold ripple of fear running down the spine
 of Republicans on Capitol Hill this morning."

Crazy Quilters

When confronted with his characterization of the Capitol 
Hill Insurrectionists as 'tourists', Andrew Clyde retorted:   
"I stand by that exact statement as I said it."  It was the
least he could do to Keep America Great.

Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Inasmuch as Higgins has been married four times,
it's fair to ask, "Which family?"

Amazon Boss Pumps New Life 
into Old Classic

F. Scott Fitzgerald Doing His Dagwood Bumstead 
Hair Wings Impression

Monday, July 26, 2021

Ross Douthat Sez   "The regulation of sex is an 
inescapable obligation of power."

Jesus Sez:  "Lay not up for yourselves treasures 
upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, 
and where thieves break through and steal."

Sunday, July 25, 2021

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #902
Stew Peters