Saturday, January 15, 2022

Pence Accuses Dr. Evil of Attempted Power Grab

The Funniest Thing to Come Along 
Since Francis the Talking Mule

When Brett Kavanaugh Realized Being Nominated
as a Supreme Court Justice by Donald Trump
Looks Bad on His Resume

If you doubt that being a Supreme Court justice is 
hard on your hair, just ask Amy Coney Barrett.

Friday, January 14, 2022

David Brooks Sez:  "In June a dog floated across my
desk that startled me."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #951
Barry Mehler

To be a Florida Man is bad enough, 
but to be outgunned by a Prius driver
 is an unpardonable sin.

Dr. Oz Targets Dr. Fauci

Thursday, January 13, 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,115
Tim Boughner

Forever an overachiever, Glenn Beck wasn't
 satisfied to have COVID once.  Now he has it
a second time.

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #950
Warren Davidson

Admiral Ackbar, a Straight-Talking Man of Principle

Former Proud Boy Leader Kyle 'Debased Cockman' Chapman
Arrested for Attacking Health Care Workers in Idaho

Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Of Senator Roger Marshall (R-KS) Dr. Fauci says,
“You’re so misinformed, it’s extraordinary.  What a moron!"

Monday, January 10, 2022

Bro Mooks

Melania Trump Launches NFT Platform, with 
'Melania's Vision', a Painting of Herself,
on Sale for £128

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #949
Jim Lamon

“Is Senator Mike Rounds crazy or just stupid? 
 Even though his election will not be coming up for
 5 years, I will never endorse this jerk again.”

Anti-Vaxxer Christopher Key Sez:
“The antidote that we have seen now, 
and we have tons and tons of research, 
is urine therapy.  OK, and I know to a 
lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, 
God’s given us everything we need.”

Pandemic Fatigue

In the Court of the Lizard King

Sunday, January 09, 2022

In Texas, all public school students are required
by law to have the following vaccinations:

Measles, Mumps, Rubella
Hepatitis B
Hepatitis A.

Like the New York City mayor, Abel said,
"I trust my brother deeply."

The Day Rudy Giuliani Realized Someone Had Stolen 
His Hair

Ted Cruz Has a 'Flaccid Moment'

Like New York City's major, the cat advised 
Democrats to be 'radically practical'.

When a politician accuses another politician of 'politicizing' 
something, like, for instance, the Capitol Hill Insurrection,
the rational response is to stop thinking and start throwing
rotten tomatoes.

Quebec has a better idea:  require proof of COVID-19
vaccination for all weed and booze purchases.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #948
Brian Snow