Saturday, October 12, 2013

"Preparation H!  I NEED Preparation H!"
When Louie Gohmert starts calling John McCain an
Al-Qaida supporter, you know it's Shark Week
in the Republican Party.
If you need to hire a political operative 
who knows what to do with a stripper's
'hot breasts', Rick Shaftan is your man.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Only thirty truckers rode for the Constitution in the
District of Columbia today.  Ten thousand were supposed
to, so 9,970 didn't show up.  Apparently, the weed of tea-
baggery is now bearing little fruit.
Third party?  Get outta here!  We already have
two parties too many!
The federal government may still be shut down, but Kimmel
and Kanye are friends again.  First things first!

Thursday, October 10, 2013

'Finally, Washington Sees a Way Out'

Wednesday, October 09, 2013

Can you imagine how much worse off the world would be
today had George Will never existed?
When you look at John Boehner, don't you long for the days 
when America's greatest enemy was a Russian despot and
 not a Republican politician from Ohio?
Male Marsupial Has Mixed Feelings about Someday
Mating Himself to Death
Warm Scuzzies #431
Mick Mulvaney
The latest polls show that 28% of Americans
approve of the GOP and 22% of Americans
approve of the Tea Parties.   Nonetheless,
these unpopular minorities have shut down
the government of the United States of 
America.  Not even the Confederacy
succeeded in doing that.
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #32
Dick Costolo
Oxymorons for Our Time #159
Managed Catastrophe
Recently-Declassified Photograph #35
Dick Cheney Demonstrating the Technique for
Waterboarding Fish
30,000-Year-Old Smutty Cave Art in Brazil Throws 
Wrench in Theory Humans Invented Pornography 
12,000 Years Ago

Tuesday, October 08, 2013

The Supreme Court has rejected Hoochie Cuccinelli's attempt
 to revive Virginia's Anti-Sodomy Law.  Well, there's 
still Virginia's Anti-Gomorrahy Law.

Monday, October 07, 2013

"Who's that?"
"Ken Cuccinelli."
"What's he doing?"
"Running away from a photo op
with Ted Cruz."
Like Justice Scalia, Duck Commander
Phil Robertson is upset by the
coarseness of manners in modern
society, especially by the ubiquity
of the F-word in movies and on
Nation Unstunned to Learn Justice Scalia Big Fan of
Duck Dynasty

Sunday, October 06, 2013

Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #142
How Free Syrian Rebels Stay in Shape
What House Republicans Are Drinking During the
Government Shutdown
The Unexpurgated Bible #93
Then Jesus told his Tea Party disciples, “If any man 
would come after me, let him deny himself and take 
up his Cruz and follow me."
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