Saturday, May 11, 2019

Friday, May 10, 2019

Screw tradition, norms, ethics: the 
only line Comrade Giuliani can even
see is illegality, and he's more than
willing to cross that line if he believes
it is expedient to do so.
Trumpnikopathy
A Portrait of Charlie Kirk as a Young Inquisitor
New research suggests that the old adage 'no two 
snowflakes are alike' might not be true, at least for 
smaller ones, like Ben Shapiro.
The Art of the Deal Saga Continues
Adventures in Aestheticism #181
Call him SecDef 737 MAX.
Warm Scuzzies #867
Prabhjot Singh
Bad Spellers of the World,  UNTIE! #192

Thursday, May 09, 2019

Kim Jong-un Won't Denuclearize Unless Famous
Basketball Players Visit North Korea
Bad Spellers of the the World, UNTIE! #191
Mark Taylor, the 'Firefighter Prophet', believes the Illuminati
created Hurricane Maria, which devastated Puerto Rico in
2017, in order to create a flood of refugees for the purpose of
turning Florida blue.  Explaining man-made hurricanes is 
just one of his spiritual gifts.
If he's compelled to testify before the Senate Intelligence
Committee, Donald Trump, Jr. says he will come dressed
as a bowhunter.
The Holy Mackerel should not be confused with the
Flying Fish.

Wednesday, May 08, 2019

Just a friendly reminder that it is only 60 days until the
 next National Dive Barr Day.
Why was the Skinny-Dipping Scene redacted?
Inflatable Kentucky Derby Authority Delivers Its
Opinion of Royal Naming Conventions
Adventures in Aestheticism #180
Ben Domenech 'Unplagiarizes' Scurrilous Seth Meyers Tweets
 by Deleting Them
Meghan McCain's husband says Seth Meyers is an
"untalented piece of shit who only has his job because he
regularly gargled Lorne Michaels’ balls." If you've heard
this insult before, it's probably because Ben Domenech is
one of the most talented plagiarizers on the Internet.
Jaw Jaw Binks Asserts Executive Privilege
Adventures in Aestheticism #179

Tuesday, May 07, 2019

Said the Pope of Trump Tower, "Jerry, my child, may
 our Lord and God Christ Jesus by the mercy of His
 love absolve thee from thy pornalicious pics."
Now You See It, Now You Don't: How Trump the 
Prestidigitator Made One Billion Dollars Disappear
Remember the Mnuchkins in The Wizard of Ooze?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #765
Bryan Hughes
Alex Jones Diagnosed with MAD
(Multiple Anthroplex Disorder)
With the coming of the Trump Administration. 
the United States now has a Government of Men, 
not a Government of Laws.
World's #1 Superpower Deploys USS John Bolton to
Persian Gulf to Intimidate the Remaining Third of the
Axis of Evil
United Constitutional Patriot Sez: “Why are we just 
apprehending them and not lining them up and shooting
 them? We have to go back to Hitler days and put them all 
in a gas chamber."
Mitch McConnell says 'case closed' about
the Mueller report.  Whether that's true 
remains to be seen.  In the meantime, the
case would appear to be closed concerning
Chinless Mitch's popularity in his home
state of Kentucky.
The clinical term for unicorn poop is 'Mnuchin'.

Monday, May 06, 2019

Where Joe Biden Got the Idea to Use 'Clown' as
Trump's Nickname
The Day Walt Disney Slipped the Entire Nation a Mickey
Adventures in Aestheticism #178
William Barr After Learning 370 Federal Prosecutors
Signed a Statement Saying That Trump Should Have 
Been Charged with Obstruction and That Barr Is 
Full of Shit
When did being POTUS come to mean 
'being above the law'?
If Edward Albee Were Alive Today
Abraham Lincoln Reacts to the News That
an Aircraft Carrier Bearing His Name Has
Been Deployed to the Middle East to
Bully Iran
Georgia City Councilman Jim Cleveland Sez: "When it 
comes to all this stuff you see on TV, when you see 
blacks and whites together, it makes my blood boil 
because that’s just not the way a Christian is supposed
 to live.”
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #151
Theresa Kenerly
Shouldn't that be, "The Best Word Became Flesh...?" 
And at least 236 pounds of flesh, to be more exact?
"More proactive means more nonverbal," Mulvaney says.

Sunday, May 05, 2019

World's Worst Yobs #408
Luke Thompson
The ICE Man Cometh
As P. T. Barnum might say, “Clowns and elephants 
are the pegs on which the GOP circus is hung.”
The only thing Trump and racehorses have in common.
David French wouldn't seem to be quite
the right person to be talking about the
'inescapable reality of masculinity'.