Saturday, November 28, 2020

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

A Timely Reminder from Bullwinkle

Melania Trump's Last White House
Christmas Decoration

World's Worst Yoobs #220
Kylee Zemple

Promises to Take the Meaning of the Word,
 'Potboiler', to the Next Level

"Could Trump pardon himself?" is like asking "Can
the Oozlum Bird fly up its own fundament?"
Of course it can!

Patrick Byrne, ex-CEO of, is now leading
an "army of various odd people" into the farther reaches
of OAN, Newsmax, and QAnon in search of  Wall Street
short-sellers, or something to that effect.

"What to do? You can’t argue people out of paranoia."
If this is the case (and it probably is), nothing can be
 done about these Republicans, except, as Brooks
implies, to wait for them to go the way of
the Wooly Mammoth.

Friday, November 27, 2020

Random Penguin to Buy Simon & Schuster

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #845
Chris Stewart

Order now and we'll throw in Absolutely Free a
Betsy DeVos Funniest Dick Pics Calendar for 2021!

Trump's Adult Children and Special Guest
Gather at Camp David

Prices Slashed for Black Friday!

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #212
Honey, I Shrunk the President

Size Matters

It's Black Friday and Diaper Don is
trending on Twitter.

In Hell, Everybody Loves Popcorn

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #844
Rob Schmitt

Thursday, November 26, 2020

"Don't talk to me that way. 
I'm the President of the United States, 
don't EVER talk to the President that way!"

Choosing the Correct Camo for Bagging a Librarian

A Study in Pneumatology

"Sad to see your Lifetime Total Donations of $0
to the Trump Campaign."

We Gather Together to Share COVID-19

Happy Thanksgiving!

Did you know you have a 'religious right' to infect other 
people with COVID-19?  Just ask the Supreme Court.

Bedlam was not just a lunatic asylum in England.

The pandemic is not a hoax, but the
South Dakota governor is.

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

"Trump fears Giuliani, other lawyers in Biden vote challenge 
are ‘fools that are making him look bad’"

Top Cat, the Indisputable Leader of the Gang

Salena Zito, the Trumpnik Whisperer, Trying to 
Re-Imagine Her Role During the Biden Administration

"In my humble opinion, whoever coined the word,
 'skeevy', must have had that two-bit criminal, 
Michael Flynn, in mind at the time."


“This election was rigged by the 80,032,917 
Americans who voted for Joe Biden!"

The Disappointment of the Emancipator

Mystery of the Shy Trump Voter

The Holy Trinity's Last Stand

Down Texas way, this lizard is called a 'Horny Toad'
and is, some say, in danger of extinction.

Adventures in Aestheticism #257

The only thing funnier than YouTube 'demonetizing'
One America News for a week is SpongeBob SquarePants
telling Patrick the only thing funnier than 24 is 25.

Boris Epshteyn Strategizing with
Fellow COVID-19 Infectee

Warm Scuzzies #988
Kelby Krabbenhoft

Worm Blamed for the Failure of Pat Robertson's
Prayer Engine to Reverse the Outcome of the
Presidential Election

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Gooey Lohmert, Capo in the Piney Woods Mafia

Meanwhile, Melania was daydreaming about Randy Quaid.

Trump Sets New Record for Shortest
 White House Press Briefing

'Tis the Season to Give Thanks

Monolith Discovered in Utah 
Believed to Have Been Erected by 
Mormons from the Stratosphere

Trump Falls Off the News Cycle

Go ahead, Laura, keep lying.  You've been lying since you
became a Fox News host in 2008, so why stop now?

"The 2020 presidential election was not fair. 
No honest person would claim that it was fair.  
Only the 79,887,852 dishonest Americans who voted 
for Joe Biden think it was fair."