Saturday, December 15, 2018

Scott Walker's Zen Diagram of One Hand Clapping
Who better to run the Department of the Interior
than David Bernhardt, a lobbyist for the oil and 
gas industry?
Yet Another Side Effect of Smoking
Magazine First Published in January, 1957
Still Relevant 61 Years Later
If you tell Hobo Tucker he's poor and dirty,
he will regale you with rude gestures.
Another Black-Hat Republican Bites the Dust

Friday, December 14, 2018

Who Trump Got as White House Chief of Staff When He 
Scraped the Bottom of a Bottomless Barrel
The Lindsey Graham Stained-Glass Window in the 
Church of the Holy Lie
Following his truncated term in office, Trump joined his
fraternal twin to become a potato farmer in Spain.
Scott Walker's Official Governor's Portrait
Chief of Staff Hopeful Must First Change Surname from 
'Bossie' to 'Submissive', Trump Says
Remember when Trump said, "I could stand in the 
middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and 
I wouldn't lose any voters"? Sounds like Trump 
might lose Giuliani's vote if he killed somebody.
Caution:  reading this headline may
cause you to split a seam.
As a wise man once said, "Don't rush anything.  
When the time is right, it'll happen."

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Donald Trump Doing His Marcel Marceau Impression
in the Oval Office
The NRA's Answer to Calamity Jane
Trumpster Fire Blamed on Spontaneous Combustion
 of Dirty Deeds
Adventures in Aestheticism #130

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

What Goes Around, Comes Around
Know Your Sleepers
New FDA Study Suggests Causal Link
Between Vaping and Veeping
Close Encounter of the Trumpnik Kind
Sean Hannity Joins Kellyanne Conway in
War on Facts
Too late, Michael Cohen had learned that 'evil companions
corrupt good morals'.
Trump Sez: “That $280,000 in hush money payments
 you’re talking about is peanut stuff.”
Kevin McCarthy wants you to know that Martin Luther 
King, Jr. was a 'minority leader', but he's not.
"‘Good riddance to a spineless dinosaur’: 
Orrin Hatch gets pummeled on Twitter 
as he gives farewell speech"
Adventures in Aestheticism #129

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Il Penceroso
Adventures in Aestheticism #128
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #183
Beavis and Butt-Head Do Congress
Donald and Chuck Enjoying a Little Locker Room 
Talk in the Oval Office
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #196
Liz Crokin, Steve Bannon, and Anna Khait
NRA's Financial Woes Force Firearm Advocacy
 Organization to Sell Smoking Gun BBQ Grill
In the lingo of collectors, Trump is a Pinocchio completist.
"Good grief, man, why do you have to always be so
 "Celebrity Apprentice Winner Piers Plowman Begs 
Trump to Hire Him as Chief of Staff: 'I'm Perfectly
Trump Defends Payments to Mistresses As
 'Simple Private Transaction'

Monday, December 10, 2018

Trump's New Chief of Staff a Perfect Fit for the Job
First comes spring and summer, but then comes fall and
 winter, when Pence's attempted White House coup was 
narrowly averted.
Beyond the Land of Four Pinocchios there lies
Bottomless Pinocchio.
Smocking Gun Control Sign, Made from High Impact
Plastic, Now Available for Only $29.98 + Free Shipping!
"I've left the heliosphere, but I still stand with Mueller," 
it said.
Being Chief of Staff in Trump's White House is said to
be more daunting than going mano y mano with the
Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
Trump Sez:  "Democrats can't find a Smocking Gun
 tying the Trump campaign to Russia."
It don't mean he's Mick Jagger
Just because he's got swagger.

Sunday, December 09, 2018

A mysterious series of food truck robberies makes 
government officials suspect that the 60-foot-tall 
Amazing Colossal Man is alive and well and living in DC.
... is some place you don't want to be.
Sad Sack to Step Aside as White House Chief of Staff After 
1.5 Years of Absorbing Trumpstains
Adventures in Aestheticism #127